When being the Prime Minister gets in the way of a good holiday
Clamouring for Cameron to come back from holiday when things get tough just feeds his Etonian ego.
By Steven Baxter Published 24 August 2011 12:09
It can't be easy for David Cameron. You take a nice holiday, to which you're perfectly entitled, and then news happens. Why can't that pesky news just leave you alone for five minutes? But after having cut short a delightful time in Tuscany to declare war on human rights and health and safety after the recent riots, the PM's stay in Cornwall got interrupted by Libya.
The situation in Libya isn't quite as clear-cut as it appeared on Monday night, though - not quite the out-and-out triumph for steely Cameron as it might have seemed after those first few hours, anyway. It's tempting to wonder if our beloved leader hasn't hastily headed back down the M4, only to be called back once again when the rebels started getting on top. You'll probably see him sat at Costa Coffee at Leigh Delamare services, muttering into a phone: "Well, can I go back or not? I've left the bucket and spade and everything."
Whatever Cameron's doing, though, it appears to be working. Whether it's claiming that health and safety and human rights have something to do with the culture that led to rioting in English cities this summer - entirely serendipitously chiming in with his longstanding commitment to obliterate the public sector in the 'red tape challenge', of course - or claiming partial credit for the decision to enforce a no-fly zone over Libya, he seems to have had something of a boost in the polls. He must be hoping that holiday time never ends: every time he goes on one, there's a crisis that apparently warrants his early return in order to appear statesmanlike and sort everything out.
It's our fault, of course, for dragging him back in the first place. Even before Jim Callaghan breezed back from sunny Guadeloupe in 1979 and ticked off the press for their 'parochial' view of events (leading to the infamous Sun headline "Crisis, what Crisis?") politicians have been wary of being seen detached from events, especially if they happen to be in sunnier climes than their constituents. We can't bear the thought of our leaders sunning themselves on a beach somewhere, or sipping white wine on a balcony somewhere disgustingly lovely, when we're suffering at home. We want our leaders to come back and sort out the mess. But it's an attitude that plays right into their hands.
Cameron knows this - he's good at presentation - and so rushes back to save the day every time, like the trusty white knight. The delay during the riots, if anything, made it better for him, not worse. The clamour for our Prime Minister to return from Italy made it seem that he was the only one who could save the day; his return was the only way of changing things around and making the important decisions. So when he did come back, and announced a huge surge in police numbers that capped the violence and unrest, it did the trick. He could have done it all on the phone, and it wouldn't have made any difference at all, but why do that when you can make capital out of it? While everyone else was holding the spanners and working like a dog, Cameron came back at the last second, gave the bonnet a polish and handed the keys back. You have to admire his style, if little else.
Whether the boost for Cameron lingers once the kids have gone back to school, and there are no more holidays to cut short, remains to be seen. I would find it depressing if a bit of tough talking after the riots and a war on human rights have proved popular with voters. What would that say about us? That we love to be governed, I suppose. We want the big Etonian alpha male to come and rescue us when we're in trouble, and keep us safe. What a horrible thought.
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21 comments
Daniel and frances, instead of shouting 'Tory' why don't you dismantle their arguments? You lot will be screaming to kingdom come.
I agree Prime Ministers should work 365 days a year especially well educated Tory ones! His children should suffer, everyone else works for 365 days a year without any type of break- Spain & Cornwall shocking!
I suppose it was ok for Labour Prime ministers to hang around with Burlesconi,spend time on millionares islands and have first class trips around the world that was different they were Labour! and just like the fact that Cameron could get back so quickly from his local holidays Blair could also do the same from his millionares island and boats in the middle of the sea- How easy they had everything!
Prehaps someone should get a life and stop keeping score on the pm's holidays what he does in his spare time is his business and everyone needs a rest even and considering how important his job is you would wish him to be his best- or maybe not considering the left! or prehaps you would prefer someone forever on the edge like Brown!.
The problem Daniel is that the people who think they are of the 'left' are too fixed in their views and dismiss other too readily. Here you find an opportunity to hone your views, to test them, to see how you can counter others. Many of the 'left' have adopted a very superior attitude and run away from engaging. They are afraid that their views will be torn apart so they don't engage in the first place but hiss at people and shout 'troll'. They are very haughty.
My own views are by far more 'left' than yours will ever be.
You're missing the point Mr Divine. The contributions-like your own- are so regular-they either have far too much time on their hands or are employed-posssibly on behalf of the Conservatives- to engage in the strategy of 'causing doubt' about left wing ideas by leaving comments on sites such as this one. As for enaging with their arguments, sometimes the best way to deal with an idiot is to ignore them until they run out of steam. Just so I don't levae you an open goal- I'll not be expecting a reply.
What is an etonian ego and how does it differ from a state educated ego, is one bad, do I have one? please help!!
Last year I reluctantly decided not to renew my New Statesman subscription, largely because of articles like this. References to big Etonian alpha males are just plain silly.
Hook, line and sinker.
He's sure that he's left the country in the safe hands of Nick and William. And theres not much more you can do about the Coulson Affair, except wait for more revelations to emerge. By then everyone might well be bored by the whole thing.
And the Libyan situation will just resolve itself.
ah well, i guess if one's grown up in the nanny state they need their PM to rush back when something extraordinary happens- otherwise there'd be articles that he's an Etonian uncaring tosser...
Funny about how people complain about the nanny state but don't mind Mr. Cameron getting paid not to do his work.
hehe... so the nanny state is a good thing, jonas?
Seems to be an awful lot of Tories contributing to the new statesman
Suzanne,
You're not the only one to notice. Some contribute with such alarming regulalrity, it's as if they're employed to do it. You can definitely ignore the comments from the first two posters here, as they seem to fit very firmly into that bracket.
daniel Spaniel
I can get paid to do this!! please tell me how.. Oh, hang on..erm...yes, i see. You're mad
'to engage in the strategy of 'causing doubt' about left wing ideas'
Or stupid.
Maybe both. By the way, in the excitement (if u can call shooting fish in a barrelln exciting) i failed to spot you or baxters left wing ideas.
Has no-one but me noticed that ALL Cameron does is focus on the next PR opportunity. Everything this horrible and cynical little man does is viewed through the prism of whether he makes him look good or not. It's just a pity most of the country either haven't seen through this increasingly tired act or actually like it. I'm not sure what's worse.
As for all the Tories on here, I pity you. You've got the government of neo-liberal idiots that you want who are dismantling your much hated nanny state and you're still not happy! Jesus, they've even started a campaign against the young and you're still complaining. At least no-one's stopping you sneering. It would be the end of days if that happened. Honestly, you people deserve a Tory government.
@ Rick i have noticed the PR opportunities as well and i voted for him, i did not vote for Tony Blair II, although i did vote for Tony Blair the first time, that is something about the PM that makes him look very shallow, i would have thought someone should have told him about this fact before now.
is intellectual debate banned in the nanny state?
BAXTER:- waffle waffle non point waffle would slag him off he did the opposite anyway waffle fake pseudo philosophical point.
FLASHBUCK: er, thats just a load of waffle surely?
SWATANTRA NANDANWAR: what's your point Baxter?
ME: extremely witty remark pointing out that the man is damned if he does/dosen't
JONAS: displays his lack of knowledge that paid holidays are a legal requirement in the UK
ME: bored.. pick a fight with Jonas
CRYBABE1: prejudiced judgmenet followed by tears
CRYBABE2: tears followed by prejudiced judgement
There's another one above.
Doesn't look like all the posters have read, digested and comprehended the piece above. Shame, I thiought it was rather a good opinion piece.
maybe thats why he goes on so many then, so he can keep being called back from them, when something goes wrong.
we need to check the dates they got booked!