Farewell to the unloveliest newspaper
The Sport and Sunday Sport have gone under, taking their torrent of nipples and ma
By Steven Baxter Published 04 April 2011 12:40Farewell, then, to the unloveliest newspaper that ever lived, the wretchedly tacky ejaculation of juvenile chortling and tits that was the Sport and Sunday Sport.
Goodbye to the avalanche of breasts. Goodbye to the nipple count. Goodbye to the simian dribbling over bits of people's bodies. Goodbye, too, to the comedy anti-news news articles, which once upon a time jarred against their tabloid competitors, but seem pretty half-hearted compared to the kind of made-up crap we have to put up with now. World War 2 Bomber Found on Moon. Hitler Was a Woman. Bus At North Pole. Oh, how we laughed. But we're not laughing now.
There were slightly less chucklesome things in the Sport down the years, mind you. The court reports about sexual crimes, written in slightly unpleasant amounts of detail, sat in disturbingly close proximity to pictures of half-naked women, there to help you masturbate yourself into a coma. Perhaps it was all just a lot of harmless fun and I am a humourless wretch; I don't know. I just know that it doesn't seem quite so hilarious, in retrospect.
I suppose as someone who calls himself a journalist, I'm meant to be saddened by the departure of another national publication. And I'm not saying I don't understand how devastating it must be for people who have worked hard and who are now out of a job; I feel as sorry for them as I would for anyone flung on to the scrapheap at a moment's notice. But these newspapers were a cavalcade of cheap and nasty tat demeaning news-stands up and down the land by being placed next to real newspapers. For those who worked there, I'm sorry for you, but, on the other hand: welcome to the clean world.
What went wrong to kill off the Sport and Sunday Sport? I suppose the ready availability of porn on the web is the biggest factor. Why go and buy a newspaper for softcore smut when you can access a world of unimaginable filth catering for any kind of taste with the click of a mouse or using your mobile phone? It seems a bit archaic to go into a newsagent and embarrass yourself in the hope of giving your solo sex fun a few go-faster stripes, when you might as well just fire up the laptop and knock yourself out. When you're only flogging your papers on the promise of more boobs than the page threes elsewhere, with only a few ropey articles constituting the "news", you're putting yourself in a vulnerable position. And so it's proved.
At the paper shop on Sunday, there was just a gap where the Sunday Sport used to be, a void in the plastic display, the absence of a gaudy front page with an upskirt photo of a minor celebrity bending over and some paparazzo stuffing a camera into her arse. That wasn't there. And things already looked brighter because of it.
One down, several more to go. But judging by the eagerness with which the Daily Star on Sunday welcomed readers of the Sunday Sport, someone somewhere still reckons there's a market for it. Time will tell if they're right.
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73 comments
you never see a nipple in the daily express
believe me Will I am not getting off on this ridiculous interaction.
If people want to continue to make references to my sexuality in relation to a discussion about a newspaper that is said to exploit women's sexuality, and provide others with titillation when talking about sexual violence against women, I can only surmise that they have the same values and sexual mores as those people in The Sport who they are critiquing.
Thanks Bob.
Yes Baxter's approach is typical of the liberal 'lefty' press in the UK. The Guardian has the same 'moralising' approach to sex. The thing I find sad is there are no women in particular, in this arena who stand up for a differing view.
And it is not just print media. Radio Four BBC is full of Mrs Grundys!
I don't want to speak for Steve Baxter here, but this doesn't make sense:
'This way of responding to readers' comments on a national publication blog is just not acceptable. '
He didn't respond to your comments on a national publication blog. He responded to comments you made on a blog, on Twitter, (and as far as i recall, the initial post didn't @ message you), which is his personal account, as opposed to on Twitter as a representative of the New Statesman. People are allowed to say what they like on Twitter (so long as its not a joke about airports...!). If he had written that on this blog, then I could understand why you'd say he was responding to readers' comment on a national publication blog, but he didn't.
Jennifer, that Daily Mail post on the Joanna Yeates murder was grotesque. I think Steve wrote about it, as did many other bloggers. One of my friends was approached by Liz Jones when he was sat in the Ram. It was so ghoulish. I don't think this article, by focussing on one tabloid monstrosity, is ignoring the fact that other newspapers aren't guilty of terrible writing, unpleasant politics and behaviour. Is anywhere 'clean' on Fleet Street? Judging by the continued rolling on of the hacking case, i doubt it very much!
'and provide others with titillation when talking about sexual violence against women'
Who is doing this? Other than the daily sport that is? and potentially the daily mail. Specifically?
sianushka you are splitting hairs in order to defend the indefensible.
i said and meant responding to comments by a reader on a national publication blog. His response was on twitter yes. My comments were on this blog.
You would not accept a man calling a woman a 'dozy little shit' if it was one of your 'sisters'. Your understanding of sisterhood and hateful language is very very selective.
I am emailing the editors now anyway.
@Will
With all due respect, all you've done there is repeat the narrative of events - you've not explained or justified the vitriolic verbal assault or sexually-derogatory mocking that followed (and which, depressingly, you were content to join in with).
Sure, you disagreed with her point. Fine; engage with it. I don't understand how you feel making comments against the article is "courting" cruel from the privileged public platforms occupied by these NS bloggers.
On the point of the comment - there is an assumption made in the article that the Sport is "dirty" but that the rest of the press, NS included, is "clean". One only has to look at Laurie Penny's NS article on the porn awards (to pick a recent article off the top of my head), for example, to find so much judging of women for their appearance, condemning women (and men) for their sexual behaviour etc. etc.
Yes, Baxter said that nudity was dirty. Look at the opening sentence: "Goodbye to the avalanche of breasts. Goodbye to the nipple count. Goodbye to the simian dribbling over bits of people's bodies". That's his characterisation of the publication he classes as grubby.
As this episode has shown, even the "cleanest" of journalists can resort to base sexual and sexist insults when it suits them. The hypocrisy is rank, and I don't understand why pointing that out in quite a measured way "courts" a public bout of insults.
Sianushka I respect you and enjoy your blog but you are a FEMINIST, defending MEN who, on social media but from their position as journalists have dragged the name of another woman blogger through the mud as a troll (and you have participated on Twitter) because she holds some diametrically opposite views and raised a controversial point here, AND brought her sexuality into it.
I wonder why they did not do this in the comments, why they chose to do so on Twitter where soemthing like a comment policy could not be moderated? That behaviour is disgusting and is a sickening display of the male privilege that runs RAMPANT in the journalistic community. Or didn't Mr. Baxter also celebrate or mark IWD this past month?
I'm not even a seasoned blogger but when I got some pretty stiff comments on my most recent blog post, you didn't see me running over to twitter to share my clever misogynist insights with the tweeting classes.
@Marie
Read her comment again. You've not parsed it properly.
She was pointing out that Will said she deserved her "spanking", even whilst implicitly condemning a newspaper (The Sport) for promoting titilating violence against women, one of Baxter's key themes.
Don't you see the hypocrisy?
Neil- the 'clean world' does not exist. The whole world is full of grime.
Thanks for the critique I have emailed the NS and won't leave any more comments here.
QRG, you tried going from a good-natured post about a piss-poor excuse for a national newspaper going down the drain into something about "any number of liberal/feminist blogs" - nothing new from you, but hardly to the point. Scouring Twitter just in case anything was being said and returning triumphant with a comment that wasn't even addressed to you is pretty childish.
If you're being a dozy little shit, then being a woman does *not* make you immune from criticism. That's rather one of the points of equality, isn't it?
If you find this 'clean world' so distasteful, why do you hang around here instead of trying to 'debate' somewhere smuttier?
You've managed to turn yet another post into being all about you. You are a troll, you are attention seeking, and you are vindictive. Incredibly tedious.
No, sorry, i still don't get it. I don't think that what Will said was not providing titillation by talking about sexual violence.
But that's just my opinion. I was only asking the question where it was felt that that had happened. If that's what was meant then fine, but i don't agree with the statement.
@Marie
No. You still haven't parsed the comment properly; you think she said something she didn't say.
Baxter's article condemned The Sport for providing titilating sexual violence. In supporting this article, Will said QRG "deserved a spanking" - a form of sexual violence.
There is a rank hypocrisy in this, and the two positions - I hate the Sport for authorising sexual violence against women; this woman deserves to be spanked - are obviously, manifestly irreconcilable.
See?
I think the moderators, if there are any, should do something about the way commenters are speaking to me here.
Honestly. It is pathetic. Sometimes I think the New Statesman doesn't even understand how the internet even works. This kind of abuse by commenters on your blogs makes your paper look bad.
I did not add any personal insults, merely posed a question. It rather seemed that you considered the fact of QRG's academic qualification to have some relevance to her behaviour online. I don't agree.
QRG,
There's very little moderation here, unfortunately.
If Steven Baxter wrote, "No, you dozy piece of shit, of course sex isn't dirty. Rape porn is, though. Clear? No, of course not. You trolling fuckwit." in any forum, then it's unprofessional.
Perhaps he should be banned for two matches like Wayne Rooney.
Juniper this is not about my 'behaviour' I am not a schoolgirl.
I made a single comment on a 'comments' thread on a national publication's website.
The rest of the story relates to the 'behaviour' of other people. Not me.
She didn't "come here for a fight"... she came her to make a reasonable, nuanced critique about the unreflective moralism and inherent hypocrisy and dividing papers into "good" and "bad". It's an excellent point, made with some subtlety and politely enough.
What on earth has "feminism" come to when it results in reasoned and informed critique (Elly has a PhD in feminist philosophy) being shouted down, in public, by nasty bullies?
I'd invite any readers of this thread to read Mr. Baxter's description of "trolling" in a previous column: http://bit.ly/dI4Nbl I wonder if anyone objectively reading how this sordid little tale unfurled would conclude if it was QRG's or Mr Baxter's behaviour which could best be described as follows:
"it's the feeling that people are trying to close down debate. They want to run the show. They want to derail any genuine arguments by turning everything around to what they want to talk about. Not such a big deal when it's a light-hearted comment, a throwaway insult or a bit of surrealist fun (which I heartily welcome, by the way); but not so much fun when it turns into ... downright nastiness."
"there's a suspicion – just a suspicion – that they don't want certain subjects to be discussed at all, except on their terms. It's hard to escape the sense that these people are trying to intimidate others from having their say and facing similar abuse."
I agree with Mr Baxter in thatm column, when he says "There's nothing wrong with disagreeing, of course. I like disagreeing, and I do it all the time. But when it becomes too aggressive, or too repetitive, it could discourage others from having their say, and I don't think that's fair. We should all be able to play nicely. Shouldn't we?"
I happen to think calling someone who suggests your broad-brush critiques are too stiff and not made with enough nuanced self-awareness a "dozy shit" is too aggressive. Don't you?
"Thanks for the critique I have emailed the NS and won't leave any more comments here." 10:15am
And in true troll fashion.
"I think the moderators, if there are any, should do something about the way commenters are speaking to me here.
Honestly. It is pathetic. Sometimes I think the New Statesman doesn't even understand how the internet even works. This kind of abuse by commenters on your blogs makes your paper look bad." 11:08am
Well done, you're the victim. Again. Stir the pot. A pot you've stirred many times before. Get a reaction. Claim you're the victim. You win.
Troll is your job isn't it?
@Nell Rawlison
What she did was say... hey, hold on a minute, maybe the issue's a little bit more complicated than these rabble-rousing, simplistic types of column suggest? Maybe in the "good-nature" of taking the piss out of the Sport there lies a more difficult question of represntation and power which such "good-natured" articles miss? Maybe there's some problematic subtext about how even the supposedly liberal press reproduce and reinforce a purient attitude to sexuality and sexual behaviour that is ultimately damaging? Maybe in these types of (often justified) takedowns of easy targets, we're missing the bigger picture?
If comment forums on articles aren't for, well, commenting on them, what are they for? Circle-jerks of self-congratulation.
As Steve said in his trolling column, "there's a suspicion – just a suspicion – that they don't want certain subjects to be discussed at all, except on their terms. It's hard to escape the sense that these people are trying to intimidate others from having their say and facing similar abuse."
If anyone is "a troll, you are attention seeking, and you are vindictive", it's the people including Steven Baxter and David Allen Green who swear, belittle and abuse people from their privileged platforms, criticising their sexuality in the process. If that's not vindictive, I'm not sure where your boundaries lie.
'"No, you dozy piece of shit, of course sex isn't dirty. Rape porn is, though. Clear? No, of course not. You trolling fuckwit."
Baxter should be barred from the pages of the New Statesman in perpetuity for this.
What a lot of people don't know about The Sport is they used to report rape cases in a rather stomach churning fashion for the erotic entertainment of their readers.
'welcome to the clean world'
says it all doesn't it? The 'liberal press' sees itself as 'clean' and sees 'grub street' as, well, dirty.
Sex is not dirty. Pictures of naked women or men or anyone of any gender are not dirty.
And I find the 'clean world' horribly boring and hypocritical.
Please stop feeding the quiet riot girl troll. You've already given this exhibitionist manipulator far too much attention. She blatantly distorted what the author said, whipped up a spurious grievance and then tried to intimidate other people in this thread. Just ignore the troll and she will go away.
Cowards.
Your article was criticized, and instead of facing it directly, or taking it in stride, you run off to the safety of Tweeter, to sneer at the criticism like a petulant child.
And as “someone who calls himself a journalist...”, point to one sentence in your article where you state something worthy of Internet ink please.
Farewell ? to the 'Morning Star' ? !
testing, testing ,bolocks, bollocks
no news is great news
I thought the Sport had died an ugly death about 15 years ago.
Better late than never.
the sport was to sex as the sport was to, well, erm, sport!
big difference between saying sex is dirty (which this article doesn't) and saying the daily sport was a tawdry, unpleasant degrading "paper" which, as c64glen says reported rape cases in a way to titillate their readers.
steve - tony livesey who used to direct the papers now has a successful radio show on 5Live so there is life after the daily sport!!
Honestly? He describes himself as 'patrolling' the media. Come on. QRG raised a very relevant and context dependent issue and the response is unprofessional and absurd not to mention offensive.
Again, dragging ANYONE but especially a woman's sexuality into an academic argument is a disgustingly misogynist move and failing to oppose it when it's directed @ you and your friends is shocking behaviour.
You don't have to go looking on Twitter because this is the usual suspects on all sides. I'm not defending QRG's behaviour anywhere else, I don't stalk her posts and comments and that's a straw person for the issue of what Steven Baxter has actually done here. There is no speculating on what he said nor on its effect- which is negative and shuts down discussion. Whereas QRG did the very opposite and engaged with the piece.
If you tolerate or excuse behaviour like Steven's then shame on you.
I will *not* feed the troll...
Good piece. And the empathy says a lot (of good stuff) about Steven.
iwas in the Sport few years go "Old man get camera stuck in ass" and for years coundlt hold my head up high down my local without ateenager trying to assault me wiht a pentax!!
Britain is poorer with the demise of the Daily/Sunday Sport. It was Britsh culture at its most accurate. Hope Viz keeps going, is all I say.
http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/oct2009/8/7/image-8-for-ga...
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/20...
In mild defence of the Sport, or at least one aspect of it, one reading of it was as a bizarre postmodern literary experiment. The best headline of all surely was WORLD WAR TWO BOMBER FOUND ON MOON VANISHES. You can almost hear the helpless giggles in the newsroom as they thought that one up.
On another note, was the Sport actually "Registered at the Post Office as a newspaper"? Does that little phrase still exist on the back page of papers any more? And what does it involve? Is there any quality control? Can we apply to have the Express, say, de-registered at the Post Office so that it can no longer call itself a newspaper?
Not everyone who misses the point is a troll.
quiet riot girl - you might try reading the whole article, and not just picking on a single phrase out of context, that way you'd stand a better chance of not completely missing the point.
I had stayed away from here for a while, but after getting an @ msg on twitter i thought i'd wander back, as i feel a bit like i need to defend myself?
It was immature of me and out of order to have made a snide comment about a commenter on this thread on Twitter. I apologise for that. And apologise to you QRG, it was a petty way to behave. Sometimes patience is frayed, you're having a bad day and you type without thinking when something silly like the internet annoys you.
A lot of fairly off key things have been written about me on Twitter too, and on comment threads, including speculation about my sexuality and accusing me of all sorts of things that aren't actually true, which i won't repeat here because i think it would be petty. But when that happens it stays with you, and you sometimes hit back later on and act in a way that you regret later, that isn't dignified. It doesn't excuse it though and therefore I apologise if my comments upset anyone.
I do still disagree that the article proposed sex was somehow dirty though. And i think that when people say something in a personal capacity on twitter, then it is separate to the debate on the blog. I'm sorry if that was misconstrued as me defending men against women, and i don't believe that i should defend a woman just because we're women if i disagree with her views.
I don't read or 'stalk' QRG's posts on twitter (i don't know if that comment was directed at me?) and i rarely read her blog although obviously we have interacted online before. We both have very different views on many different things. I think she has said some things about me in the past that have been unfair, and I am sure she thinks the same about me. That's what happens as bloggers - as i say, i'm sure she thinks the same about things i have written.
That's all i have to say really. Thanks.
I read today that the daily sport have made their 80 staff members redundant now. to get the topic back on topic...
This is Baxter's response to me on twitter: 'No, you dozy piece of shit, of course sex isn't dirty. Rape porn is, though. Clear? No, of course not. You trolling fuckwit.'
My point was about how he distinguishes between the Sport being 'dirty' and the rest of the media/world being 'clean' which does place a moral value system on how we show representations of sex/nudity/rape in our papers.
I think these values are hypocritical.
If you want to see 'rape porn' you only need to read The Guardian which fetishises rape, or any number of liberal/feminist blogs which go on and on about e.g. The Mail's portrayal of rape in a very detailed manner. With a kind of morbid fascination.
Apologies if this is a repeat comment I am not seeing my comments coming through...
The above post from 'quiet riot girl' would appear to be in response to a completely different article.
Mr Baxter expresses discomfort about sex crimes being reported for titillation, or about young women's genitals being papped and published without their consent and is pompously reminded that 'sex is not dirty'. Gobsmackingly daft.
OhFFS is an appropriate name.
But I am not going anywhere until people stop calling me pathetic names simply for leaving a comment on a comments thread.
That way succumbing to bullying lies.
@ sianushka no, it wasn't directed at anyone specific. People keep referring to her past posts and comments and I wanted to clarify my reasons for stepping into this stem from my knowledge of this instance and disagreement with what happened.
The following comments I asked Jon Bernstein to remove in our phone conversation today:
Nell Rawlison
05 April 2011 at 10:09
Will
06 April 2011 at 02:19
I hope someone does this.
Thanks.
QRG
My favorite memory of the Daily Sport was on the day Diana died, their front page was an interview with the women who had 'THE HEAVIEST BREASTS IN ENGLAND!' and was under the header 'MY SEVEN STONE TITS WEIGH MORE THAN KYLIE'.
That's a special kind of trash journalism.
*fed*
While you lot were all arguing between yourselves like the daft lefties you are, the Sunday Sport regrouped and is back on May 8.
Enjoy!
Great piece. Agree with Sianushka and Jon Taylor.
I appreciate everyone who has concurred with me though, that Baxter's comments on twitter, as a direct response to my comment here, were personal and aggressive. http://www.diyhomeideas.org/
The next time I have a disagreement with a colleague I am just going to tell them they are a troll and refuse to discuss it with them any further, and then walk away feeling clever with myself.
It was only ever good for finding prostitutes
David Sullivan is interesting, and the story of a world war two Lancaster bomber found on the moon is a true classic in Daily/Sunday Sport history.
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/sunday-sport-bomber-on-moon.png
I hadn't seen The Sport for years so I assumed it had died.
Another recent surprise is that the Workers Revolutionary Party's Newsline is still going. I thought it has gone when the WRP split.