US Press: pick of the papers

The ten must-read opinion pieces from today's US papers.

1. Israel's Best Friend (New York Times)
President has offered the greatest support for Israel that any president could at this time: He redefined the Iran issue, writes Thomas Friedman.

2. The Future of the Santorum Coalition (New York Times)
Rick Santorum's victories in Tennessee, Oklahoma and North Dakota on Super Tuesday, and his very strong showing in Ohio, will give hope to journalists who love the horse race, writes Ross Douthat.

3. Will Occupy be heard from? (LA Times)
The Occupy movement appears to have lost its way. To be a factor in the November vote, it needs to get organized, argues this editorial.

4. Dear Mitt: Ignore the man in the bow tie (Washington Post)
There's no predicting what will happen in November, no matter what the pundits say. But if you go down, enjoy the ride by being fearlessly yourself -- uncool, unafraid, intelligent, experienced, determined and, as you put it, resolute, says Kathleen Parker.

5. Lasting damage for Romney (Washington Post)
The campaign has not been kind to Romney's image. Nearly four in 10 voters said they had a somewhat or very negative view of Romney, compared with one in four a year earlier, says Ruth Marcus.

6. On Iran, patience and power (LA Times)
It is far too early to give up on diplomacy, argues this editorial.

7. The End of Apple's Roach Motel? (Wall Street Journal)
Apple's vast profit margins aren't built to last, writes Holman W. Jenkins, Jr.

8. Apologize like you mean it, Rush (Boston Globe) (£)
Rush Limbaugh's sullen 'apology' only compounds his offense, says Jeff Jacoby.

9. Finding transportation funds (Politico)
Obama and Congress appear unwilling to increase transportation investment, says Slade Gorton.

10. Why the jobs picture remains cloudy (USA Today)
Ohio has a huge "one-stop" job services facility. But drugs, crime and red tape strangle efforts to put people to work, says Don Campbell.

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“Trembling, shaking / Oh, my heart is aching”: the EU out campaign song will give you chills

But not in a good way.

You know the story. Some old guys with vague dreams of empire want Britain to leave the European Union. They’ve been kicking up such a big fuss over the past few years that the government is letting the public decide.

And what is it that sways a largely politically indifferent electorate? Strikes hope in their hearts for a mildly less bureaucratic yet dangerously human rights-free future? An anthem, of course!

Originally by Carly You’re so Vain Simon, this is the song the Leave.EU campaign (Nigel Farage’s chosen group) has chosen. It is performed by the singer Antonia Suñer, for whom freedom from the technofederalists couldn’t come any suñer.

Here are the lyrics, of which your mole has done a close reading. But essentially it’s just nature imagery with fascist undertones and some heartburn.

"Let the river run

"Let all the dreamers

"Wake the nation.

"Come, the new Jerusalem."

Don’t use a river metaphor in anything political, unless you actively want to evoke Enoch Powell. Also, Jerusalem? That’s a bit... strong, isn’t it? Heavy connotations of being a little bit too Englandy.

"Silver cities rise,

"The morning lights,

"The streets that meet them,

"And sirens call them on

"With a song."

Sirens and streets. Doesn’t sound like a wholly un-authoritarian view of the UK’s EU-free future to me.

"It’s asking for the taking,

"Trembling, shaking,

"Oh, my heart is aching."

A reference to the elderly nature of many of the UK’s eurosceptics, perhaps?

"We’re coming to the edge,

"Running on the water,

"Coming through the fog,

"Your sons and daughters."

I feel like this is something to do with the hosepipe ban.

"We the great and small,

"Stand on a star,

"And blaze a trail of desire,

"Through the dark’ning dawn."

Everyone will have to speak this kind of English in the new Jerusalem, m'lady, oft with shorten’d words which will leave you feeling cringéd.

"It’s asking for the taking.

"Come run with me now,

"The sky is the colour of blue,

"You’ve never even seen,

"In the eyes of your lover."

I think this means: no one has ever loved anyone with the same colour eyes as the EU flag.

I'm a mole, innit.