World 13 January 2012 Latest attack on Romney: he speaks French! Watch out there's a moderate about, ad comparing GOP frontrunner to John Kerry warns. Sign up for our weekly email * Print HTML Watch out everyone, Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney has been fooling us all. Over the last few weeks he has been carefully masquerading as a conservative Republican candidate but new information has revealed that he is actually a moderate: he speaks French! Newt Gingrich's campaign team have left Romney's business ethics behind and moved onto a different angle, airing a television ad revealing the unspeakable... "Mitt Romney is a moderate". Moreover, the similiarties between Romney and one time Democrat presidential hopeful John Kerry are uncanny. Not only have the two held offices in Massachusetts, they both have hair that everyone likes to comment on. But the most striking similarity of all is that Romney speaks French, just like the former senator! › France to lose AAA credit rating Subscribe More Related articles When Donald Trump talks, remember that Donald Trump almost always lies As the Gaslighter-in-Chief takes office, remember: you're not going mad What is “kompromat” and how does it work?