Morning Call: pick of the papers

The ten must-read comment pieces from this morning's papers.

1. Labour must face this fact – it may be better in coalition (Guardian)

Spitting expletives at the Lib Dems has to stop, writes Polly Toynbee. If they'd governed together we'd have had no Iraq or civil liberties abuses.

2. When the Queen gave me a story, I didn't blab (Independent)

If you go around printing people's informal remarks, pretty soon you'll find your social circle confined to the newsroom, writes Andreas Whittam Smith.

3. US must not hide from the Middle East (Financial Times)

The American president would benefit by setting out a decisive regional strategy, says Philip Stephens.

4. Labour needs real cuts as well as real ideas (Times) (£)

What happens to the benefits bill under a Miliband government, asks Philip Collins. Voters need details as well as philosophy.

5. The Hugo Chávez cult is over (Guardian)

Oil can no longer blind Venezuelans to their leader's failure, says Francisco Toro. The flaws in Chávez's 21st-century socialism are all too clear.

6. Won’t Osborne learn the lesson? Wealth taxes don’t work (Daily Telegraph)

When even Tories talk about squeezing the rich, it’s clear Britain is heading for trouble, argues Fraser Nelson.

7. South Africa drifts under Jacob Zuma (Financial Times)

A country that should be leading finds itself at a dangerous impasse, says an FT editorial.

8. To govern alone, Tories must reach out to all voters, not pander to their own (Guardian)

David Cameron needs to show a determination to make life better for people whether they voted Conservative or not, says Michael Ashcroft.

9. Chicago’s got the second city blues (Daily Mail)

Chicago isn’t inhabited by savages, writes Martin Samuel. For some reason, though, its government is happy to let you think that way.

10. America’s best weapons are law and justice (Daily Telegraph)

Open and fair trials are playing an important role in fighting the al-Qaeda terror threat, writes Mark Martins.

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You may call me a monster – but I'm glad that girl's lemonade stall got shut down

What's wrong with hard-working public servants enforcing perfectly sensible regulations?

Who could fail to be moved by the widely shared tears of a five year old whose innocent lemonade stall was brutally shut down by evil bureaucrats? What sort of monster would not have their heartstrings tugged by the plaintive “I've done a bad thing” from a girl whose father tells us she “just wanted to put a smile on people's faces”?

Well me, actually.

There are half a million cases of food poisoning each year in the UK, and one of the reasons we have stringent controls on who can sell food and drink, especially in unsealed containers, is to try to cut those figures down. And street stalls in general are regulated because we have a system of taxation, rights and responsibilities in this country which underpins our functioning society. Regulation is a social and economic good.

It’s also pretty unfair to criticise the hard-working public servants who acted in this case for doing the job they are no doubt underpaid to do. For the council to say “we expect our enforcement officers to show common sense” as they cancelled the fine is all very well, but I’m willing to bet they are given precious little leeway in their training when it comes to who gets fined and who doesn’t. If the council is handing out apologies, it likely should be issuing one to its officers as well.

“But these are decent folk being persecuted by a nanny state,” I hear you cry. And I stand impervious, I’m afraid. Because I’ve heard that line a lot recently and it’s beginning to grate.

It’s the same argument used against speed cameras and parking fines. How often have you heard those caught out proclaim themselves as “law-abiding citizens” and bemoan the infringement of their freedom? I have news for you: if you break the speed limit, or park illegally, or indeed break health and safety or trading regulations, you are not a law-abiding citizen. You’re actually the one who’s in the wrong.

And rarely is ignorance an excuse. Speed limits and parking regulations are posted clearly. In the case of the now famous lemonade stand, the father in question is even quoted as saying “I thought that they would just tell us to pack up and go home.” So he knew he was breaking the rules. He just didn’t think the consequences should apply to him.

A culture of entitlement, and a belief that rules are for other people but not us, is a disease gripping middle Britain. It is demonstrated in many different ways, from the driver telling the cyclist that she has no right to be on the road because she doesn’t pay road tax (I know), to the father holding up his daughter’s tears to get out of a fine.

I know, I’m a monster. But hooray for the enforcers, I say.

Duncan Hothersall is the editor of Labour Hame