Politics 28 July 2009 A beauty queen drama! This story has EVERYTHING Print HTML Let's start with the headline: Beauty Queen Ksenia Sukhinova of Russia Detained in Wales as Terrorist It's pretty great isn't it? But read on! I think, possibly, it gets better. In fact, I'm finding it very hard to pick my favourite line of this article (from Pravda) but I think it might have to be: Ksenia did not tell the officers that she was the winner of Miss Russia and Miss World contests, that her image was used to advertise the Eurovision Song Contest in Moscow. The modesty! The grace! Ah Ksenia, so unjustly suspected of terrorism (in fact she had her bag searched), you have been wronged by those cheeky Welsh customs officers. On behalf of Great Britain, and all our customs officers, I can only apologise. › Parasites or pioneers? Sophie Elmhirst is features editor of the New Statesman Subscribe More Related articles Michelle Obama's powerful speech demolishes Donald Trump without even mentioning his name Could Jeremy Corbyn still be excluded from the leadership race? The High Court will rule today Which CLPs are nominating who in the 2016 Labour leadership contest?