Here I be, Edinburgh festival, goldfish bowl, cauldron of the vanities, ensconced.

It's tough at the top, they say, the ones at the top presumably, to remind us to not even try it. It's not particularly easy at the bottom. It's tough baby, tough - was that not what you wanted? You came here to suffer; don't you remember? Perhaps you've changed your mind; very well then change your mind: ... read more