Australian electronics retailer institutes "Internet Explorer tax"

Using IE7 will cost you 6.8 per cent more.

An Australian electronics retailer has decided to start charging customers who still use Internet Explorer 7, the five-year-old browser that is the default on machines running Windows Vista and peaked at 46 per cent of the browser market in 2008.

Kogan is instituting the "tax" at 0.1 per cent for every month IE7 has been released, meaning it currently stands at 6.8 per cent. Using the New Statesman's patented time machines (Windows XP computers), it appears that the plan has not yet been implemented, but the company says that when it is switched on, it will display the above message.

The company says:

It is early days yet, but we have had a lot of tweets and emails from people in the IT and web community praising us for what we have done. Anyone who is involved with the internet and web technology would know the amount of time that is wasted to support all these antiquated browsers. You have to make all these work-arounds all the time to make sure the site works properly on it.

They claim the key reason for doing so is the expense of continuing to support IE7:

We have not done the exact maths, but it is a significant amount. The front end of every screen has to get redeveloped every time in order to render properly in IE7. It's not only costing us a huge amount, it's affecting any business with an online presence, and costing the internet economy millions of dollars.

Kogan is no stranger to unusual pricing. In 2010, they rolled out "LivePrice", which let people pay less the earlier in the production process they ordered a new product.

The tax, from the, um, "Department of Internet Justice"

Alex Hern is a technology reporter for the Guardian. He was formerly staff writer at the New Statesman. You should follow Alex on Twitter.

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The emojis proposed for release in 2016 are faintly disturbing

Birds of prey, dead flowers and vomit: Emojipedia's vision for 2016. 

Since, as we're constantly being told, emojis are now the fastest growing languge in the UK, it seems only appropriate that its vocabulary should expand to include more commonly used images or ideas as its popularity increases. 

Next year, the Unicode Consortium, which decides which new codes can be added to the emoji dictionary, will approve a new round of symbols. So far, 38 suggestions have been accepted as candidates for the final selection. Emojipedia, an online emoji resource, has taken it upon itself to mock up the new symbols based on the appearance of existing emojis (though emojis are designed slightly differently by different operating systems like Apple or Android). The full list will be decided by Unicode in mid-2016. 

As it stands, the new selection is a little... well, dark. 

First, there are the faces: a Pinocchio-nosed lying face, a dribbling face, a nauseous face, an upset-looking lady and a horrible swollen clown head: 

Then there's what I like to call the "melancholy nighttime collection", including a bat, owl, fox, blackened heart and dying rose: 

Here we have a few predators, thrown in for good measure, and a stop sign:

There are a few symbols of optimism amid the doom and gloom, including a pair of crossed fingers, clinking champagne glasses and smiling cowboy, plus a groom and prince to round out the bride and princess on current release. (You can see the full list of mock-ups here). But overall, the tone is remarkably sombre. 

Perhaps as emoji become ever more popular as a method of communication, we need to accept that they must represent the world in all its darkness and nuance. Not every experience deserves a smiley face, after all. 

All mock-ups: Emojpedia.

Barbara Speed is a technology and digital culture writer at the New Statesman and a staff writer at CityMetric.