Testing makes a mockery of Britishness
In a year when Britishness is celebrated, the citizenship test makes a mockery of it.
By Mehdi Hasan Published 04 July 2012 14:27
In a year when Britishness is celebrated, the citizenship test makes a mockery of it. Photo: Getty Images
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74 comments
"She sees herself as a citizen of the world and I am glad for her".
Well that's very nice.
Try rolling uop at border controls anywhere in the world without proper documentation and making such an assertions and see how you get on.
Talk of being a citizen of the world" is just that - talk.
Your daughter is able to delude herself over this because she has been lucky enough to be born in the west and presumably has actual citizenship (as opposed to the pretend global variety) of a rich powerful western state, without which the reality of the no-existence of gobal citizenship would quickly become painfully clear.
I am sure the Australian authorities - and indeed other Australians - who have very clear ideas about citizenship of their fine country which she would have been made well aware of when she moved there, - would be happy to enlighten her about the harsh realities.
But she is not just a 'European' living in Australia, she is French. And funny that you should moan on a point of principle about 'nationalist crap' when it (sounds like) an emotional response to your particular and specific dissatisfaction with the laws in the UK.
By the way, all the French people I know are very proud of their French nationality.
'I decided to take the existing test. I scored 17 out of 24, which means I failed. Narrowly. The pass mark is 75 per cent (that is, 18 and above). Every member of the New Statesman editorial team – writers, editors, sub-editors, bloggers – I asked to take the test online also failed. Miserably. (The person with the lowest score in the office got nine. She shall remain nameless.)'
Yes but do you think that the others were perhaps treating the whole exercise ironically in that typical 'we don't give a piss' attitude we know and so love? Also, perhaps they wanted to give you some ammo for your story?
'Those who are less educated and less well off, however, struggle [with the test].'
So does this mean that you (who failed the test) are less educated than...what precisely? And can the same not be said for the whole NS office?
But on the whole you are right. The concept of the test is a joke; its justification is too; and the way it is being excuted is a farce.
Well, I loved this practice test. I failed. Looking through my incorrect answers, I saw that in several cases I had not been offered all the possible options, explaining why I had been wrong. Never mind, when I did the practice test for French citizenship recently, I did pass.
PS I am the holder of a British passport.
It's a shame. I remember they gave the test to random British people from different backgrounds, and 90% of them failed. I think there should only be common sense questions.
Roger, from Dining Solutions Direct
It's very telling that not a single person in your office passed the test.
Maybe you should all spend some time learning about Britain instead of constantly complaining about it.
As someone who had to take this test on my way to British Citizenship, and a historian by education, there is one question which doesn't seem to feature at all. I studied for the test, sort of, the night before taking it, I completed it in 5 minutes (multiple choice testing is useless for determining grasp of the information learnt), and scored 24 out of 24. My question is this, does the fact that I knew every answer to the test mean that I subscribe to British values now? In my case, the answer is mostly yes, being a white South African, there is a lot of shared values between our two nations when it comes to people of European descent in any case, but being an atheist, I don't share Michael Gove's enthusiasm for Bibles in schools, nor do I see much sense in the Queen being the head of the Church of England. Do I lose points now for not being British? How does Theresa May intend for me knowing the answers to the test to somehow convince me that I should subscribe to the notion of a state church? The test can't do that in the absence of a mechanism for coercing me into embracing christianity and the validity of a state church. Let's take it a step further and create a hypothetical scenario whereby I not only reject the notion of christianity as a state church, but I reject the notion of a country not based on say, the writings of Mani. Am I qoing to stop promoting that idea simply because I 'understand' Britishness? Again, in the absence of a mechanism for coercing me to do so, the test does nothing do further my embracing of Britishness. So, my question is this, what is the point of the test really?
Mehdi touches on that point in his article, the test is supposed to weed out those who are not comfortable with speaking English, or those who are not 'smart' learners. In principle, I have no objection to any government promoting the concept that people who move to a different country should at least learn the language, it's a very practical idea too. But this idea too falls short of making people more British. I spoke English fluently before I came to the UK, did that mean I was somehow more British before coming here? No. Why then, should learning English once in the UK, change a person's approach to being British? It doesn't. As an aside, can we really say that the people who failed the test because of language or cognitive barriers are the ones we really want to keep out? What if some of these people came here because they truly believe in the values of this country? We'll never know, but we do know that it raises another obvious failure in the concept of applying this test.
People who do not want to integrate or do not want to give up their own identity will not in the slightest be encouraged to do so by learning English or passing a very stupid and elementary test. This is a stupid idea and has been since Labour introduced it.
Instead of reminding people of how different Britishness is from their immigrant culture, the government should encourage people to participate in community projects where people can get to know each other on a more human level to see how much they actually have in common. One doesn't get to know other people by reading about immigratant stories in the tabloid press or being told how decadent the local folk are behind the safety of a local religious community. But being cynical about the human race, I don't think this will happen, our fear of the 'outsiders' and our subjective reverance of our own heritage are too great obstacles for us to ever fully integrate with others. And for this, everyone of us who does not want to make the effort to get to know each other beyond what we read in the press, is responsible.
It IS devised with the specific goal of keeping out as many of the Bangladeshis and Iraqis as possible.
Please don't tell me you were naive enough to believe it had anything to do with "improving community cohesion and integration."
Interesting points however I fail to see why someone should request to come to this country without proving that they are committed to not only living in Britain but contributing to Britain and learning the language is the very least a prospective citizen should be expected to do. The questions themselves are almost secondary, though I do agree that perhaps more thought should be given to questions relating to Britain today than general knowledge history (though someone coming to Britain should at least be able to cover the 'highlights').
As for the rather daft remark about everyone should have to take it, Why? For better or worse the British Citizen was born in Britain, we have nothing to prove. As with prospective immigrants here if we want to go elsewhere in the world then we too would have to demonstrate our willingness to adapt to another culture and way of doing things.
The test is far from perfect and shouldn't be the sole determiner of whether someone can remain in Britain but I think it has a place, however if there is a better way of doing this what is it? How can someone prove they are committed to the culture and future of Britain (and I don't think just turning up is quite enough) and that they will contribute to society.
Just so.
I recently acquired Permanent Residence status in Canada.
I will be eligible to apply for citizenship after living there for a minimum of five years and being a good citizen. After that I will need to follow a course and sit a test.
This is perfectly appropriate.
I am asking for a privilege - not a right - and the Canadians are being gracious enough to allow me to immigrate to their country. Once citizenhsip is obtained I will regard it as my home and will not act like a person who simply views the place as a matter of convenience and live as if I have never left the UK..
Too often the left acts as if UK cirtizenship has no value and if we do not value it, why should newcomers?
We have a lot to be proud of in the UK and should value our county far more - ordinary people do; which is why attitudes like this are so alien to the majority.
Immigrants need to be made aware of the value of what they are getting and to appreciate it - not told to behave as if it is a right and of no great significance.
You do know that being born in Britain no longer automatically makes you a British Citizen. You should also be aware that being born, and raised, abroad does not automatically mean you are not, if you have parents who are British Otherwise than by Decent. I appreciate the need to demonstrate a commitment to becoming British - but knowledge of practical matters and some historical dates such as, 1066, 1215, would be good
What a great way to get rid of our EDL thickos.
I suppose the smarter ones could stay and introduce newcomers to the great British tradition of tolerence.
And the "smarter ones"might evev teach you how to spell....
'The government wants migrants to show their command of English at the same time as it is cutting funding for English lessons.'
A friend of mine is planning to move to France in retirement. He is taking the precaution of ensuring he can speak and write French. It seems an admirable precaution. He is doing it at his own expense, of course. I can't imagine why anyone planning to move to England wouldn't make similar preparations.
..........I can't imagine why anyone planning to move to England wouldn't make similar preparations.
Racist dog - am I to teach all my children and wives when they arrive too?!!!!
Any chance of a link to the online test? I bet I fail too.
Studying the "Tory Map of the World" might be the best preparation for this exam!
http://www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk/
I also failed. I did not know when a woman could divorce her husband, nor the largest immigrant group in the 1980s, among other things. All the important things I got correct, however.
Is the refusal to stand and sing the national anthem at school assembly a good example of Britishness? Or is the ability to sit an exam without studying/revising for (citizenship test), then blaming your failure on the exam itself, a better example of Britishness.
"Consider the following passage"
I considered it. It seems spot on to me. What is your point? Why does it not surprise me by the way that the entire NS editorial team failed the test? I am glad to see however that your article is about as popular as school porridge in the summer holidays.
Anyone who knows anything...knows that british used to relate to the brythonic speaking peoples of these isles....the only remnants are those speaking cornish or welsh.....the truth seems to be quite hidden on these isles. Funny that
"For many indigenous peoples in Africa, the Indian subcontinent, and elsewhere, the British empire often brought more regular, acceptable and impartial systems of law and order than many had experienced under their own rulers, or under alien rulers other than Europeans . . . Public health, peace and access to education can mean more to ordinary people than precisely who are their rulers."
Well, that 's true. The people of Rhodesia werea lot better off under the white man than they are under Mugabe.
Do you really believe that colonial systems of law were more "impartial" than those of countries governed by their own people? Were the living conditions of the native inhabitants of Australia, North America or Palestine (those not killed or displaced) improved through colonisation. Did the import of diseases, for which the indigenous populations had no immunity, enhance their survival? Did the Chinese benefit from the vast amounts of opium their colonial masters encouraged them to smoke? Did European rule of Spain improve the lot of Jews when the Muslim colonisers were defeated and ejected? Was becoming a slave on a Jamaican plantation an enlightening experience? Was the Irish famine attenuated by British rule? etc.
Doyou really believe that Muslim sharia law is more impartial than the law which existedi in a country inhabited by its own people?Were the living conditions of the native inhabitants of Bradford,Oldham and Stepney (those who were not sold for sex) improved?Did the import of diseases such as TB which the indigenous people had long forgotten enhance their wellbeing?Did the English benefit fom the crack and ganja which their new neighbours encouraged them to take?Has Muslim presence improved the lot of Jews in England?Was it enlightening for an African to be sold by Africans to Arab slave traders?Did the British breed the bug which destroyed the potato crop throughout Europe,not just in Ireland?
I took the test some time ago to help an Aussie friend revise. I failed - she didn't. 'Fraid I didn't know the legal age of someone doing a paper round.
Having said that - I disagree with your flippant flipping off of
' ' For many indigenous peoples in Africa, the Indian subcontinent, and elsewhere, the British empire often brought more regular, acceptable and impartial systems of law and order than many had experienced under their own rulers, or under alien rulers other than Europeans . . . Public health, peace and access to education can mean more to ordinary people than precisely who are their rulers.''
Yes it sounds horribly reactionary but at the same time the counter argument to your easy ridicule is why are so many former colonies so anxious to stay in the Commonwealth and why are so many people desperate to get here from their own now independent former colonies - perhaps your parents are a prime example? I don't mean that in any racist way - just that you have experience of that and I don't.