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Caption competition: Miliband meets Romney

What is "Mr Leader" saying to the Republican candidate?

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romeny with Ed Miliband.
Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romeny with Ed Miliband at the Labour leader's office this morning.

Here's Mitt Romney meeting Ed Miliband at the Labour leader's office this morning. But what is the man Romney called "Mr Leader" saying to the Republican candidate?

31 comments

Shaun's picture

No, I'm not Wallace from Wallace and Gromit - as you can see my hands are real and not made from Plasticine.

Abandon Hope's picture

. I like being able to fire people. 10 minutes is more than enough to eat a damn sandwich.
And if you ask me nicely I'll baptize your dead parents.

Abandon Hope's picture

. I like being able to fire people. 10 minutes is more than enough to eat a damn sandwich.
And if you ask me nicely I'll baptize your dead parents.

Abandon Hope's picture

. I like being able to fire people. 10 minutes is more than enough to eat a damn sandwich.
And if you ask me nicely I'll baptize your dead parents.

Abandon Hope's picture

. I like being able to fire people. 10 minutes is more than enough to eat a damn sandwich.
And if you ask me nicely I'll baptize your dead parents.

hugh markey's picture

"Look, Mitt is anxious to attend the Queen's Tea Party at the Palace. For constitutional reasons, I have to go too!"

Colin Sloss  's picture

M 'I was once as unpopular as you.'

whoa's picture

"...and I was all like, yeah? Come on then Cameron, you want some? But he just said if he wanted to see someone get mercilessly pummelled he'd go and watch Nick Clegg"

whoa's picture

Ed: "Finally I'm standing next to someone that makes me look relatively coherent and impressive when compared to them. Now I just need to move my arms so that I look more lively and human than this guy...oh no, I'm saying all of this out loud! Er....these strikes are wrong at this time....."

Caracatus's picture

Mitt: Nice to meet you, Mr, eh, ummm, hmmm, Leader

Ed -Thats ok, I don't know who I am either

Red Rain's picture

This Religious fruitcake thought I was a character from Wallace and Gromit. If only I could be that popular.

Philip J's picture

lol he's referring to his boobs Tagum City Jobs

Philip J's picture

lol he's referring to his boobs Tagum City Jobs

A realist's picture

Milliband: This is one of Tony's favourite hand gestures.

Moominman's picture

Milliband: "Can one of you help me? My hands are covered in Mitt's Brylcream"

Des Demona's picture

Milli : Ok he doesn't look like Grommit but come on.... I'm a ringer for Wallace.

Harry Roper's picture

"Kill the workers"

Harry Roper's picture

Oh.. what was Miliband saying?

"It's an honour to be here at this event held for the athletes who achieved Silver in the London 2012 Olympics."

Harry Roper's picture

"At a Party to honour the Silver Medallists of the coming Olympics."

swatantra's picture

'Morman and Jew, we're the underdogs. What are the chances of breaking that glass ceiling?'

theonlygoddamnlabourmemberinlondon's picture

Romney: "So, just how big a tit is David Cameron?"
Milliband: "Well..."

Tesco Shelf Stacker's picture

"There's nothing like a big pair of tits "

Luke Evans's picture

Millaband is saying (best Yorkshire accent) "more cheese for-mitt?"

rodderss's picture

bomb iran and we will follow you on anything and everything.

brucellosis's picture

Ed: "Questions over tax returns, unorthodox religious beliefs, dubious flirtation with big business, barely-concealed contempt for ordinary working people... Have you met Tony before, Mitt?"

New statesman ftw's picture

"so... Sarah Palin. Were her... you know... that big?"

Mark Braund's picture

Of course I can't match David Cameron's man-boobs, but I do have aspirations in that direction.

Ken Holmes's picture

I'm going to show this American dude just how close we are to being able to actually organise a piss up in a brewery. We really are that close.

Philip Clark's picture

This is no time for soundbites, but I feel the hand of history...

Tom P's picture

"As a token of the special bond which unites our two countries, I got you this lovely invisible toaster. Morphy Richards. Can do four slices."

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