The Boris Show: what happens next?
A spot of travel and picking fights with Osborne will keep the London mayor amused once the Olympics are over.
By Rafael Behr Published 31 July 2012 13:35
Boris Johnson was hardly going to let the Olympics slip past him unexploited. As I noted in my column last week, the opportunity to use the games as a festival of self-promotion constitutes the Mayor of London's special reward for being the most electable Tory around. It is hard to imagine David Cameron basking in chants of "Dave! Dave! Dave!" at a vast Hyde Park rally. There is something about Johnson that zoinks - so to speak - where other Conservatives don't.
Boris's Olympian hogging of the limelight has, I gather, been a source of some irritation to other politicians who are rarely sated with publicity. Jeremy Hunt, Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, has been raising hackles on Team Boris with his attempts to get in on the act. Olympics = sport = Jeremy, says the DCMS; London = Boris so back off, comes the City Hall rejoinder.
Meanwhile, provoking chatter about Boris's chances of succeeding Cameron was a poll for ConservativeHome naming him the activists' favourite. I stand by my column analysis that this is more a proxy expression of dismay and disappointment with the current leader than serious contemplation of Boris as Prime Minister. There are many obstacles to Johnson actually becoming leader (some of which I explore here; Steve Richards also picks up the theme in his Independent column today).
Aside from the technical impediments - such as Boris not actually being an MP - there is the much more serious question of irresponsibility and pathological unseriousness. As one former Boris staffer said to me recently in a tone of weary incredulity aiming to kill off the idea of Prime Minister Johnson: "Just imagine him for a second in charge of defence."
Labour are certainly not taking the Johnson threat too seriously. The view at the top of the party is that Boris has reached his natural political altitude. One senior shadow cabinet minister told me at the time of the London mayoral election that Boris's success was an expression of the executive weakness of the post he was applying for. Voters could be relaxed about hiring a semi-comic figurehead because they fully understood that doing so had few real consequences. That would not be true in a general election where a crucial element in deciding how people vote (this shadow cabinet minister said) is "the fear factor" - what happens if this mildly ridiculous person actually wins?
Meanwhile, Boris is clearly determined to raise his candidacy beyond the novelty level. That aspiration is hardly helped by his hope, expressed to aides (as I revealed last week), of overseeing the city on a part time basis after the Olympics. But presumably he will use his free time to burnish his credentials as a serious national figure - and even an international one - capable of holding more august office. One way City Hall folk expect Boris to liven up his job once the Olympic excitement has worn off is more foreign travel. It was felt in the first term that too much gallivanting around the globe as an "ambassador for London" would not have been received very well. One too many junkets and it might have looked as if Boris was neglecting his manor. But in the wake of the games, and the higher profile that has afforded the mayor, Boris now apparently feels liberated to go out and about drumming up investment from foreign companies and businesses. The idea is that the Magnetic Mayor's Roadshow will attract capital to the capital. He can then turn to the nation with a pitch along the lines: "Behold! London growing and replete with jobs. Witness how it has outperformed the rest of the country."
Another pursuit to pass the time productively will be picking fights with the Chancellor over funding for the capital. London as a region is a net contributor to the Exchequer and Boris intends to haggle noisily to secure, as he sees it, a bigger share of his constituents' cash. That also creates ample opportunities for the sport described by one source as "jabbing George in the ribs". It is only once the Olympics are gone that the games really begin.
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9 comments
As he departs the London show he will squirt water from a Daisy in his lapel, then pretend to throw a bucket of water at the audience, jump in his small brightly coloured car that bangs and smokes falling apart as he leaves the London circus ring,all the children shouting, goodbye Boris the clown.
The fact that so many are playing along with this hype shows that it's a REALLY SLOW news cycle.
"...Boris's success was an expression of the executive weakness of the post he was applying for."
Perfect practice for leader of the opposition, I'm sure he will do a great job.
We know Boris wants to radiate a jolly persona to his public but lay off the jam doughnuts Bunter.
The Crawley Food Mountain
We know Boris wants to radiate a jolly persona to his public but lay off the jam doughnuts Bunter.
The Crawley Food Mountain
Politicians of every hue are terrified of Boris because he is an outsider of dubious provenence, an ariviste, not one of us; somebody that has had a proper job outside of politics; someone who cannot be bought. I do not claim to have a hot line to the opinions of the British public but I rather suspect that he is popular because they sense that he does not want to "do" anything to them, unlike all the usual suspects. Stand him up against the other two contenders for the premiership and he looks impressive. And despite all the trip wires of the parliamentary system if the electorate want him as PM, they will have him whether you like it or not.
And here lies the rub: nothing you throw at him seems to stick; not Eton; not infantile university drinking clubs; not infidelity. This is the reason for the rash of stop Boris articles of late: you are terrified he might swing it: because if he does God help you all because no one else will.
Boris Johnson has had an easy ride so far. Imagine if Ken Livingstone had been involved in the Darius Guppy affair: everyone would have known about it and tale would have been endlessly repeated in the tabloids and The Daily Telegraph.
In Johnson's case, who knew about Darius Guppy? Just a handful of Private Eye readers.
Just like his womanising,which is now coming to an end because he is aging badly, Johnson's chances of becoming leader of the opposition must be Labour's wet dream, and a Tory nightmare.
The man is a proven pathological liar,with an extremely short CV on his political achievements and I hope that the Tory Party are stupid enough to elect him.
However when you view the candidates it is not as silly as one would think. Osborne, Gove and Vague are not the strongest of contenders. Osborne because his knowledge of economic issues is non-existing (just like Johnson). Gove because operates in an underhand manner with sock-puppet twitters and 'private' e-mails (just like Johnson) and has now been rumbled. Vague is tried and failed material and is not interested in resigning his current jobs (just like Johnson).
Where Johnson has the upper hand is on Defence where he has obviously got his friend Darius waiting in the wings !!!
Good God, Boris as PM- and we think the current bunch are incompetent! But, to paraphrase Douglas Adams: the purpose of politicians is not to wield power- but to draw attention away from it- and Boris is the unequalled master at that.