Oh, that was easy. I just threw in plenty of programmes for children and vulnerable people. That should give them something to think about. I wasn't born yesterday. If that's how they want to play this game . . .
* Unnamed Tory minister, explaining to the Telegraph's Ben Brogan how he'd come up with a package of 25 to 40 per cent cuts in departmental spending, in the face of resistance from civil servants.
(Hat-tip: George Eaton).