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Because that would be totally beneath us.
Another day, another pathetic PR opportunity. One day Dave will realise there's more to running the country than having his picture taken looking statesmanlike / relaxed / family orientated / watching the olympics / on a sledge (delete as appropriate).
Where are their children ?
I hope they are not home alone !
No-one ever sits near the Camerons, do they?
Go for it Alex, you certainly couldn't do a worse job than deeply dippy dapper Dave.
I am in the process of making my full size David Cameron outfit, it has taken me about six weeks, especially some of the padding and jowling on the face, but I believe now it will be complete, and I will step into the outfit and attach it around my shoulders, and will look like a slightly bulkier version of the Prime Minister but with a zip at the back, unfortunately (especially for the more gentle of readers) by necessity the suit cannot be a "clothed suit" so I will briefly look like a naked edition of David Cameron but will walk directly into my closest tailors and demand that they clothe me, for surely no tailor could refuse to strap linen and pin stripe onto the Prime Minister, and then I shall leap on my motorbike and ride into Commons and then this Country will be under my control!
Alex Hern is a staff writer at the New Statesman. You should follow Alex on Twitter.