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My night at the Shaftas

What I learned at the porn industry's annual awards ceremony.

"If a girl wants to get into the porn industry, the most important thing is to act natural," says Hannah, 20, fluttering her huge fake eyelashes. We're at the Shaftas, the UK porn industry's annual awards ceremony, in the gloom of an upmarket London strip joint that reeks of power and cheap perfume.

Hannah is plastered in spraytan and crystals, the elaborate porno-drag not quite hiding her natural beauty. She started being fucked on film when she was 18, moving into the industry because her shop job didn't pay quite enough.

"I love doing porn, yeah, love it," she says, brandishing her gloriously tacky award for best sex scene: a golden statue of a woman's hand holding an erect penis. "The gold cock is smaller than last year," complains pornstar Angel Long, 29. "It must be the recession. It's a real wilter."

There has been much discussion, over the past 12 months, of the impact that the $96bn pornography industry has on women and on young people. As study after study has coyly revealed that yes, quite a lot of people downloading naughty pictures on the internet, anti-porn feminists and legislators have suggested that the ease with which pornography can now be accessed might contribute to rape and domestic violence.

Here, at the high end of the British porn industry, men and women dressed like extras from a low-budget remake of American Psycho drink warm beer and plunder the awful buffet. A woman with straining plastic boobs pouring out of a satin ballgown munches on a mini-fishcake. It's like being at an elaborate funeral for the human orgasm.

"What's the difference between having dirty sex in private and having it on camera, apart from the money?" says Hannah, who is slurping a cocktail called a Pussy Bomb. Porn director Dick Bush, 30, chips in. "The difference is that you don't have a bloke like me standing there, telling you to open your legs wider so the camera can get in, five minutes like that, then turn around for doggy style."

"We're all all one big happy family here," he adds, jiggling a drunken Hannah on his knee. He smoothes his hair back like a politician, and smiles. I go to the toilets to apply more makeup. There are bloodstained tissues strewn around the sinks.

The feminist porn director, Anna Span says: "There are no proven links between porn and violence, rape or any other damaging behaviour by men towards women, even though governments have spent millions of dollars trying to find one." She adds: "A third of all porn viewers online are female, too, so it no longer makes sense to discuss the subject in terms of 'men's opinions of women." Watching the Shaftas' endless rolling footage of naked people grimacing as they pummel each other's bodies robotically into submission, it strikes me that Anna is half-right: mainstream pornography is not anti-woman. It is anti-human.

Danny, 21, wins the Shafta for best male performer. He is dragged onto the stage and shouted at until he agrees to take his leviathan appendage out of his trousers. "So much blood goes to his erection that he often passes out on set. We have to hook him up to a drip," says Dick Bush. "The insurance is insane, It's an affliction." Danny waves his affliction dutifully at the crowd.

At the bar, Angel Long laughs aggressively and goes for another Pussy Bomb. "For Angel, doing porn is a competition thing rather than a sex thing," confides her friend. "She has to have the most hardcore scenes, the largest and most frequent penetrations. She's a star."

There is a hollow teenage atmosphere to this place, a desperate striving for status played out over the sort of naughty pop songs that once marked the end of school discos in the 1990s. Sullen-looking waitresses in satin thongs distribute drinks to the strains of No Diggity and Ebeneezer Goode. The guests air-kiss, greeting one another with shrill smiles: they all know why they're here. "It's for the money, and sometimes the fame," says Dick Bush, "although of course, enjoying it helps."

Pornography holds a dark mirror up to our culture. It places a frigid factory-line of violence and competition at the heart of human intimacy. With 92% of 14-17 year olds having seen porn online, a generation of young people is now growing up believing that this this brutally identikit performance is what real sex really looks like.

One doubts that any government ban on wank material will save sexuality from this trough of profit and power. "I love the idea of people watching me, of making money from performing," slurs Hannah. "but I've never had an orgasm from sex. Not from sex, no."

112 comments

Hilly's picture

Before internet porn levelled the access disparities across Europe, the countries with the highest incidence of rape were those with the tightest anti-porn laws.

Hilly's picture

What message does the comment about blood stained tissues in the washhand basins of the ladies' loo supposed to convey? Someone has a nosebleed, and is slovenly over tissue disposal (perhaps through drunkenness). This can happen at any function. Why include it in an article about the porn industry? Bad journalism. No. Very bad journalism.

JArticle's picture

This is what you choose to focus on, on a day when there's UK military intervention in Libya, which you supported. Unless you're naive and thought we wouldn't go in heavy handed. Again, we're alienating Arab nations. You've been naive throughout the Arab uprisings, expecting some great utopia in Egypt where women suddenly receive equal treatment. There 's no revolution to end all revolutions. I really hope you fail in your mission to be the voice of a generation. You're an embarrassment to the left.

Luddite's picture

Mary Whitehouse. Miss Penny was right, but we all ridiculed her.

baba banana's picture

'I strike up a conversation with feminist and porn director Anna Span.'

Really? According to her Twitter she wasn't even there!

https://twitter.com/#!/annaarrowsmith

Cavalorn's picture

JArticle: You may not realise this, but articles are usually commissioned and written some time before being published. Google reveals the SHAFTAs were more than ten days ago. If an article on a porn awards ceremony happens to be published on the same day as UK military intervention in Libya, that's the New Statesman's call, not Laurie's.

Tim's picture

There's nothing radical or feminist about this article. Socialist feminists have been churning out this claptrap for decades, contrary to every bit of academic research that's been produced. It's about time the people who actually work in this industry no longer have to justify themselves to every angry writer with a name to make.

Jon's picture

This article is poor.

The opening paragraph alone is contemptible, just mocking the individuals involved.

If Anna Span/ Smith is to be believed it is also dishonest as she was not actually there.

There are serious issues regarding porn etc. but this does nothing to advance the agenda and imo sets back any argument. Pathetic.

Anna Span's picture

I would like to know from The New Statesman why this lady - whom to my knowledge, I have never met - is saying she interviewed me at The Shaftas, an evening I did not even attend?

Seriously, I would like an official response from both her and the magazine.

If she is lying about meeting me, what else is she lying about in this very poor article? This article sounds nothing like the industry I know (with perhaps the exception of the poor buffet point) Maybe she made it all up?

We expect better journalism from a publication of this calibre.

Regards,

Anna Span
Easy on the Eye Productions.

KenDoll's picture

Lets just re-cap people, lots of you are sneering at Laurie Penny, a feminist writer because her article about a porn industry gong event wasnt balanced enough? are you people crazy?
She can never get those precious hours of her life back as it is.
If a feminist writer that went to Oxford can't look down her nose at "the Shaftas" ,an event where purveyors of porn gather in a strip joint to congratulate each other on who made the best cum shot that year...then we need to ask ourselves what, as a society, do we aspire to sneer at!
I sneer at you the dim witted defenders of the depraved...I sneer at you culturally, socially and intellectually.....
its like , if Laurie was a gourmet food writer and she got asked to review a McDonalds , and she wrote a snotty article, you people would be attacking her for poor journalism. Get a grip. Its not Laurie's responsibility to make sure you feel
that the honest, hard working, much maligned and misunderstood people in the porn industry are being adequately represented.

Alan's picture

This article spends most of its time sneering.

If this is "Pop culture and radical politics with a feminist twist"
then give me "The Sun" any day.

wish bbw laurie made a few vids!'s picture

are you against pornography laurie? what exactly is your position, so to speak? ;)

as is pointed out above in some of these comments, these are real women doing this on camera, for money and possibly enjoyment, so is at fault here, men, women, or just non-middle class, uninhibited people?

"A good virus disabler enables free orgasms. Much like the real thing."

hehe, probably the best thing i've ever seen you type in these blog comments DD :D

Lucy McKay's picture

Wonderfully chilling ending. How sad.

Elaine Bowers's picture

Hmmmm...... yes, the fact that one of the few named people in the article is someone who has never met Penny does throw the rest of the article into doubt. Is it all made up? I would have expected New Statesman's fact checking to be better than this.

Lovely Young Labour Cllr's picture

@Claire

"Object recently referred to the dancers at my club as 'animals in a zoo', drug addicts, prostitutes, victims"

I think the author of this article we are commenting on has herself worked as an erotic dancer, albeit as a posh, Burlesque one, probably in a place so expensive only her public schoolboy admirers could afford to tastefully watch.

This is perhaps the worst article I have yet to see from such an otherwise promising young Socialist Journalist, at a time when North Africa and Japan are literally falling apart no less, seriusly, what_the_fuck!? :confused:

charlesfrith's picture

This was a disappointment to the fresh look at things I usually expect from Penny.

Naomi Wolfwhistle's picture

Sorry, my point above there being that if the girls at your club don't have Oxbridge degrees, then they are clearly fair game for the feminists who have - young, nubile feminists who themselves have worked in the industry, even if it was just gyrating in vintage lingerie for the cast of Brideshead Revisited :rolleyes:

David Beauvais's picture

Whatever porn is it ain't erotic. We need to keep male pimps out of the industry. The female performers need to make their own material - to take power over how they are portyayed to contol their use and, very importantly, to avoid abuse

Julian Morrison's picture

What you're seeing is not porn the phenomenon, it's the (mainstream DVD-making) porn industry - what's left of it. The internet ate their lunch. And thank goodness - that industry was a top-down dumbed-down imposition on people's ideas of sexuality.

toryliberal's picture

Porn is often tacky? How astonishing! In industries that are not regulated properly exploitation happens? There is nothing wrong with porn per se other than how crudely constructed it tends to be. The supposed link between sexual assault and porn is absurd and an abuse of cause and effect. Which is more intuitive:

1. A person willing and desiring to commit a sexual offence would also be likely to be interested in porn.
2. Porn compels people assault people.

A correlation between pornography and violence is not sufficient. Murderers liking horror films is not a sufficient reason to prohibit horror! I am glad that the exploitation of women argument was not repeated. Such arguments have an inappropriate bias that do not account for the position of men in porn or that women are not always the focus (eg. gay porn). Porn, like sex, is morally neutral. It is the behaviour of the people involved that can make is degrading.

Traitorfish's picture

Laurie recently tweeted:
"I'm really very unhappy with the way the Shaftas article was edited. Made it sound like Ive got some prudish case against all porn."
And:
"FTR, as the original text made more clear: I think most modern porn is pernicious. But dirty pictures as a concept is a good thing."

So all those trying to squeeze her into a neat little "porn-hating feminazi" box are barking up the wrong tree.

JBS's picture

if people are getting so sick of reading penny perhaps they should engage that most fundamental of talents shared by all animals and learn from their experience; in which case you might stop reading her articles and wasting your time commenting.

online comments should be a dimension for constructive debate and not a binary release for physical frustrations (which is, in essence, a similar act to watchin porn pon the net.. just saying...)

anyway, i for one enjoy pennys nuanced pieces and have no qualms expressing respect for her approach and delivery

stuart's picture

there is no man,single,married or with a partner that does no indulge in a bit of lambshanking while watching porn on the net,,i am sure mr divine would vouch for that,,men have always been lambshankers, and thats just the way it is..

Drakula's picture

If we look at human history we find that the most advanced of civilizations were the most sexually liberal.

Eg. Babylon, the temple of Astarte where it was obligatory for everyone to lose their virginity at the temple of Astarte.That was 500 to 700 BC Babylon was the the most advanced civilization besides Egypt.

Eg.2 Greece had very liberal ideas on homosexual and sexual relations and in 300 to 400BC they knew the Earth was round measured the circumfrance, theorised on the atomic structure of the universe Socrates taught the deductive way of thinking!!!!!

None of this happened in theocracies such as Judea, did it?

Do you think the Greeks could just get rid of their sexual hang ups and get on with it?

Jon's picture

Hi all. if people are getting so sick of reading penny perhaps they should engage that most fundamental of talents shared by all animals and learn from their experience; in which case you might stop reading her articles and wasting your time commenting.

online comments should be a dimension for constructive debate and not a binary release for physical frustrations (which is, in essence, a similar act to watchin porn pon the net.. just saying...)

anyway, i for one enjoy pennys nuanced pieces and have no qualms expressing respect for her approach and delivery

If you don't agree don't write, hmm. Not sure if I agree with that.

Please I love this

Mr. Divine's picture

@Buckskins: I don't really like porn. Honestly. I don't like the look of the people involved.. they remind me of people who work in fair grounds. I'm a romantic who believes in love and loyalty. I went to a couple of strip shows yonks back to see what they were like. I felt embarrassed to be there and just wanted to get out. I can't stand most of the modern music videos. My favourite music is the new romantics of the early 80s like Ultravox, 'Oh Vienna'.

I try to make fun of the people who work in this industry liking their actions to farm animals to exaggerate the ugliness, to ridicule them. I want to make them appear as ugly as possible. Their souls seem empty. I am attracted by eyes and minds.

Drakula's picture

I forgot to mention that in Babylon one had to lose their virginity at the temple of Astarte in order to get married. The opposite to Christian morality.

Maybe there should be research to link sexual repression in very religious societies to crimes of sex slavery and rape!!!!!

tim's picture

This article is factually incorrect. Everyone should know that Pascal White won this years male performer of the year and not Danny D. http://www.televisionxnow.co.uk/shafta/ did laurie just make all of this stuff up?

WestCoastDem's picture

It's interesting how the over blown "femininity" of porn resembles that of drag.

Also, since probably the majority of your readers actually view porn, you might want to look at it as more than just a depressing freak show. Its not a bad angle, but it shouldn't be your only angle.

WestCoastDem's picture

Also, I doubt that there was less violence against women before porn (on the internet).

tim's picture

Hmmm looking at some of the other comments here as well as my own observations I have serious suspicions about this writers journalistic integrity

Hugh's picture

In this day and age, why is it acceptable to sneer like this at the sexual proclivities of normal people? For it is normal every day people who consume porn. Would the right-on Ms Penny have dared to write such an article about gay porn performers? I doubt it very much.

I can imagine Ms Penny 40 years ago writing a scathing article about the insidious effects of homosexuality on society as a whole when such bigotry was the mainstream view. It is tragic that it's still acceptable to be so bigoted towards anyone's decisions to act in or watch porn.

Ms Penny, you don't need to like porn or the porn industry. Those who do like it and those who work in it could care less. You behave as though the sex act is some sort of holy sacrament that should be confined to the marital bed and performed through a hole in a sheet. I'm pretty sure you're not remotely religious and despise the religiously conservative right, so why do write about porn as though you are one of them?

Jake Laverde's picture

There's a horrible sneering tone in this piece. How nice of Laurie to be judgemental about another woman's style choices under the guise of a "feminist twist". Disgusting.

Al's picture

Hugh: I dunno about "the sexual proclivities of normal people." There are a fair few assertions in this article that are open to dispute, but I can't argue with Laurie's assessment as regards the vast majority of commercial porn. Most of it is, indeed, profoundly un-erotic and gruesomely degrading.

Whether it's fair to assume that kids are growing up with this garbage as their concept of 'normal' sexual behaviour, and/or whether it's a significant contributor to sexual violence and misogyny... well there, I'm not so convinced.

Acha's picture

There's a decent discussion to be had around an article like this- is it possible to have an 'ethical' pornography and what would it look like if it was? Unfortunately people seem to be confusing such a possibility with the present situation in the porn industry, which is, like most areas of production, deeply exploitative of its workers, an exploitation made even worse by sexism.

VacillatingDichotomy's picture

Wow, interesting to see you here, RevStu. Not got an iPhone app to promote today?

Anyway, regardless of the somewhat shoddy copy editing, I have to agree with Penny. Although I personally think that the 50p-a-minute wank line ads in the back of men's magazines are more depressing than anything else I have EVER seen. Why would I want to know about slack granny fanny and piss fetishes?

Jake Laverde's picture

Interesting that there's 2 commenters telling anyone who doesn't like this piece of shit article to simply not read it. Can they not see the irony in doing so when Laurie went to the Shafta awards to come up with this tripe?

The only insight I can see here is anyone who doesn't dress according to Penny's standards is fair game to be ridiculed.

Neuroskeptic's picture

Sorry but you can't claim the editor made this into a bad article and then carry on writing for the NS.

If they mangled it that badly, you should quit.

If not you have to take responsibility for the end result because, by not quitting, you are endorsing it.

zumbum's picture

Sex should be celebrated.

E. F.'s picture

I enjoyed (perhaps the wrong word?) this article, although it makes me feel a bit odd being one of the 8% of teenage girls who haven't. Maybe people should bear in mind that many teenagers who answer those surveys may feel pressure to pretend they have done or looked at things, when they haven't. I know when I was younger I felt very 'immature' not having watched porn, and the repeating of these statistics by journalists and 'teen sex education' programmes only made me feel worse.

Not so bothered now though. There is such a thing as imagination...people should use it more :)

Mary Tracy's picture

I'm left wondering what Penny learned from this annual awards ceremony, if anything. It doesn't seem like she's written anything new on the matter.

Also, porn is bad. For everyone. End of.

gault's picture

How can it be 'anti-human' if humans make it and watch it? What can 'human' mean there?

I think Penny is confusing her own romanticism with what is authentically 'human'.

Hugh's picture

@Al Humiliating, degrading, etc. That's your opinion and you're welcome to it. Why do you, though, and people like you seem to think that what you do or don't like is important or relevant to society or anyone else? You don't like it, don't buy it or watch it. Live your own life.

McDuff's picture

""I love the idea of people watching me, of making money from performing," slurs Hannah. "but I've never had an orgasm from sex. Not from sex, no.""

Carefully does it. Lots of women have never had an orgasm from sex. Doesn't mean they didn't enjoy it.

If porn has a downside it's that it tries to fit human sexual experience into a fixed ritual of positions. If it has an upside it's that it enables us to have conversations about how the fixed ritual of positions we had before porn were even more restrictive.

OMEGA-SUNRISE-85's picture

/So all those trying to squeeze her into a neat little "porn-hating feminazi" box are barking up the wrong tree/

Well, you could hardly blame us reading the above Daily Mail style hatchet job :(

Who are these ridiculous NS sub-eds? I thought this was supposed to be a enlightened, left-leaning forum, not bluerinsepuritans.net!?

Hopefully our deliriously curvacious reporter will make amends in the next article with a few nice new shots frolicking in the fresh late March sun :)

A.D's picture

This article proves two things. One, Laurie Penny has a razor-sharp wit and can write a great piece. Two, that Laurie Penny falls into the sad stereotype of sex-negative feminism. The sneering tone in this article was clearly made up long she attended the event, and I don't think anything seen there could possibly have changed her mind. This is hardly objective journalism, she didn't even seem to be trying. The only thing we gleaned is that Penny hates pornography and looks down on those who make and view it.

The sad thing is, porn is in desperate need of input from real women because it's been left to the whims of a largely male audience, and therefore often reflects the worst excesses the male mind can cough up. Instead of trying to make the portrayal of sex more representative of humans instead of just men, Penny perpetuates feminism's long-standing tradition of quitting whenever sex comes up.

I expected more, and I'll continue to expect more.

VacillatingDichotomy's picture

@gault

I think the term "anti-human" is the best part of the article.

The porn industry as it currently is is basically a huge machine for grinding up healthy young people and spitting them out either severely damaged or dead. You don't need to spend too much time watching men with prehensile cocks pounding women to the sound of tearing vaginal tissue to know that nobody on screen's really getting much from being there.

I think my breaking point was watching a film called "40 Guy Creampie", in which 40 men ejaculate into one woman. At the end of it she looked like a broken barbie doll slathered in E45

Paul's picture

I'd have expected better writing from Laurie, particularly on a juicy subject like this. We have to guess what the bloody tissue insinuation refers to: cocaine being taken in the loos, I'd guess? but coy hints like that don't do the piece much credit. And the casual use of "slurs Hannah" language gives a tone of downmarket journalism that devalues any actual facts that may be in here.

The sign-off is really weak: I'd hazard that Hannah (however she may or may not have slurred it) was saying that she is one of very many women who do not come through vaginal intercourse alone. In other words, she uses other methods to get there. Why else would she tack on "Not from sex, no" - using the word "sex" in a particular technical sense. There's a really clear reading of her words in which [when she was asked by her interviewer: "Do you have orgasms during sex?"] she said "...I've never had an orgasm from sex" etc. Nothing to write home (or anywhere else) about.

If you're going to make the shock-vaginas-sex-feminism slot your own in the NS Laurie, you need to raise your game.

Annunziata fail Mary Rees-Zogg's picture

Oh, my goodness, you can tell there's some right fee-paying establishment little wankers running riot in here!

"trying to squeeze into her neat little box"

Honestly, go to Amsterdam and get it over with -shakes head-

gault's picture

Better more radical writing would have understood that the people who make and watch porn are indeed humans and asked what consequences its popularity has for the writer's own idea of what is 'human'.

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