The 15 best slogans from today's student rally
"Is this the queue for Justin Bieber tickets?"
By Laurie Penny Published 10 November 2010 13:45
The sun is shining brightly on Horse Guards Parade as 30,000 screaming students with drums, whistles and placards holler their disconcertion at the coming bonfire of public education and public services. The parade is heaving and a brass band is playing the Liberty Bell, and teenagers on their first ever protest are dancing in the streets.
This is more like it. A considered report will follow, but here, in the interim, are a selection of the best chants and placards:
1. LGBT caucus: We're here! We're queer! We can't afford nine grand a year!
2. Hoodie-wearing sixth former with sign: Forget university, I can't even afford college any more. Where's my future?
3. Busted lookalike: This is not what I voted for!
4. Cortauld institute: Education is not a business! Keep your hands off my arts!
5. Man wearing a wig and suit made entirely from Monopoly notes: Do I look like I'm made of money? (see picture below)
6. Bath students: We are bath! We will march! (This one needs a bit of work).
7. Tiny teenager in a tutu with a megaphone: Marx was right! Marx was right all along!
8. Her friend's banner: Scrap bonuses, not EMA, TWATS!!!
9. Socialist students: Tories! Putting the N in cuts!
10. Handpainted placard: If it's Browne, flush it down!

11. Emo kid with sign: Is this the queue for Justin Bieber tickets?
12. Scotland: Gonnae no dae that!
13. Scotland: Free education - Scottish style not USA style!
14. London teenager with a placard: Fuck this, I'm moving to Scotland!
15. Polite hand-drawn slogan by Bath university student: I very much regret voting for the Lib Dems!
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ah well stephen.the sooner they convert buckingham palace into flats for the homeless the better,i am sure prince charles and the horse he married have many other palaces to reside in.
the next time i am selling the big issue on the students demo,i will have a banner saying i love all nus students and f''k the tory scum,that will do me a world of good whwen selling my big issue..
The students demonstration was possibly hijacked by other groups of young people who resent EMA being withdrawn, or are angry at this govts attack on the ordinary people with their unfair cuts.
The govt and the police didn't see this coming because they are out of touch with how strongly people feel and my guess is things are going to escalate.
My favourite slogans were:
" STOP SUCKING YOUR COCKS"
" STOP SUCKING YOUR COCKS"
" STOP SUCKING YOUR COCKS"
" STOP SUCKING YOUR COCKS"
" STOP SUCKING YOUR COCKS"
STOP IT
STOP IT
STOP IT
AS IF
AS IF AS IF
I IS
Is I
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I studied in Britain from 1996-2000. I didn't pay any fees and received an annual maintenance grant. The state also costed my flight and part of my tuition and expenses for my third year out in Argentina. I now live in Spain where I started out earning peanuts and now earn a modest but sufficient salary in a journalism related career. If I were a few years younger I would now be exchanging a large part of the euros I earn into more expensive pounds to pay back my education for the rest of my life. Probably I wouldn't have been able to afford it.
It seems education is no longer about broadening the mind and reaching out to your ideals. Instead it means getting heavily into debt and then becoming a banker to keep spinning that wheel and screwing over the future generations. Aspire to anything else and the sums don't add up.
Thanks and RIP welfare state. And thanks to the NS for those priceless five weeks' work experience shortly after Blair's '97 victory just as the dream started to unravel for future generations. At least my student grant paid for the cost of my transport to and from the office. Others will not be so lucky. I would be more surprised if they didn't go and protest.
Carrie you grow up!!! Janeesh Al Ghamdi
12 November 2010 at 23:21 is right.
Right now our debt is growing violently and will soar to an eye-watering £1.1 trillion by 2011. Let's put that in some kind of perspective, Britain went bust under a previous Labour government in 1976 running a budget deficit of 6% of GDP. In 2010 that deficit is going to top 11%. There is very little this government or any government can deliver under this mountain of debt, Free education for the middle classes needed to end. it's the gifted and talented poor that needs the help, not the pampered middle classes.
I voted Lib Dem and now I wish I could take it back! If I had known this would happen they would not have got my vote.
We should put some sort of system in place where political parties are penalised for not keeping their promises- that will at least make for a more comprehensive and honest campaign run.
Well done students! Although I feel bad that they injured police officers (who were, after all, just trying to do their job and may have agreed with the protest!) you've got to admit, it did get them noticed. It probably wouldn't have been the main news headline without the violence, but it does sadden me that it takes things like this to get people to sit up and pay attention.
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I'm looking forward to going to the next cuts march with a poster: MEMBER OF THE BULLINGDON CLUB -PROTECTED BY DAVE PERSONALLY
thanks buckskins,i love selling my big issue at these politacal demos in london,and in all fairness, most of the students today buying my copys of the big issue were very well spoken,middle class students from the leafy surburbs,you can always guarantee they have a few spare quid in there pockets.the more demos the better i say!!..ps buckskins,how would the police in america deal with the type of violence that happened in london today.
There was a sign that had Gordon Browns face with a love heart around it... simply saying "miss you babes"...
Barny: Thanks for enlightning me, I think you may be right.
When you look at the footage at Millbank, when the windows were being smashed, it is very strange to see several officers just standing by or walking away.
Maybe this 'was' a silent revolution of sorts.
The Tories are attacking the people, the people are attacking the Tories, so why would a policeman intervene?
If it wasn't for the stupid bugger who threw the fire exstinguisher, this would not have looked so bad.
Here's a slogan, "PAY FOR YOUR OWN WEDDING"
Oh how I regret not going today. I was invited too! I'm a student rep. These slogans are great, especially number 12 and the LGBT ones.
Mine would have been "Hey! Government! Leave those fees alone!"
I'll leave it for next time ;)
And their honeymoon is paid for as they're going on "Get me out of here I'm a celebrity"
buckskins,the middle class students from the leafy surburbs went loopy in london today, and fair does at least they had the balls to take direct action and put there necks on the line,so fair enough they are all left wingers and commies but they sure put the scoobies up the police and the coaltion goverment today and that cant be a bad thing..
Hi Stuart and Buckskins. Nice one on the Big Issues Stuart! I'm not one for protests normally but this lot deserve it, the anger is rife from what I saw of it. Think we've got a few more on the way, the ones against the banks will be like world war 3! People have had enough. I saw four people this morn each one with a really bad tale of how their lives have been turned upside down by what's going on, these are real people living on the edge of their nerves. It's a horrible feeling out there, this isn't the way.
Ehtch: I had to laugh at that one too from Cameron over foreign students, he's such a ***ker!
@Luddite.
Thank you for the support. There's none so blind as those who will not see. Particularly youngsters whose view of the world is still immature and so naively black and white. As evidenced by the howls of betrayal from students at Clegg's U-Turn. Did you not think that an unfundable committment would be quietly ditched in the compromise for power? Could you not see that one coming? A lot of you have much to learn about how the world, and politics in particular, works.
There is no magic money tree. Higher education is a privilege not a right. The government's responsibility to educate should end after GCSE or A level, depending on the choice - and it finally appears that things are heading this way. If you want more, take a loan, get a job when you can and work your passage for your degree. We have a national debt of £4.8 trillion thanks to 13 years of Labour's financial irresponsibility. Lower priority spending has to give - for good. If you have a beef, aim it at Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, Liam Byrne and the EU. They are the ones who have "ruined" things for you.
can't fdigure tthe missing letters there nick
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I was there, & there were far better signs & slogans than those!
My top picks would have had to have been;
"Knowledge to rich for my blood?"
"Hogwarts is free"
"Generic slogan!"
"I only popped out for a pink of milk"
"Tuition fees make kitten sad" - this one had a picture of a very sad looking kitten on it.
"11. Emo kid with sign: Is this the queue for Justin Bieber tickets?"
That was someone from Thames Valley University. We forgot placards, unfortunately.
Thinkov....It's a difficult one I know. Can't see Cameron driving a 40 ton Eddie Stobbart artic though, which narrows it down eh!
Personally I enjoyed "I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO ALTON TOWERS!"
cam on the run !!!
bush got into power just after 9.11
it gave him the power to do exactly what he wanted to do
it's the same here they are using this as an opportunity (no such thing as society maggie maggie maggie out out out !!! sorry wrong generation)
hi nick,well i always slag off the middle class commies and leftys,but i gotta admit this country has been crying out for somebody to take the lead and yesterday the middle classes and there student mates did this country proud in there opposition to these spending cuts and i just hope yesterdays events outside millbank towers has awoken my fellow working class brothers and sisters to get up off there arses and awake from there slumber and dont let these crooks in number 10 roll all over us and squash are heads into the ground like little lemons with these spending cuts,yesterday was a great day for democrisy in my view and man the barricades because there is many a battele to come in the next few years.get the message clegg and cameron.
haha! someone got my sign wrong. it was "it this the line to justin bieber tickets" lol
You forgot:
Post well dressed girl - "First no letter from Hogwarts... Now this?!"
What do you mean 'Scotland'? The country? I understand there were folk from various places in Scotland. Perhaps you could've been a bit more specific given that 'Scotland' was between the very specific 'emo kid' & 'London teenager'
An alternative Top 10:
1. Even if I earn £25,000 a year, there's no way I could ever afford £30 a month to pay for the higher education I chose.
2. I can't be arsed to get a vacation job in Sainsbury's to help offset the cost of my education because stacking shelves is what other people do.
3. I can't be arsed to work a gap year to help offset the cost of my education because I can't take responsibility for my own decisions.
4. I can't be arsed to get a weekend job to help offset the cost of my education because I'd rather spend taxpayer's money getting pissed.
5. I don't care that it was Labour who introduced tuition fees because Tories eat babies. So there.
6. I'd rather be interviewed by Alex Thompson on C4 News and be woefully inarticulate.
7. I don't care that Labour has crippled the economy again because all Tories are evil toffs. So there.
8. My parents made huge sacrifices to give me a good education. They're so selfish and middle class!
9. The world owes me a living because it just does.
10. Government should pay for everything because magic money grows on trees.
Boys and girls, it is time you woke up and smelled the Starbucks. It's a hard world out there; there's no free lunch when you're a grown-up.
Please note, if you are not clever enough to understand why you have to pay to go to university, and you were demonstrating....you do not deserve an education...you are just stupid and should leave the country ASAP...we have too many useless people like you already. Thanks
Can't believe the hypocrisy of Cameron & Boris. Most of the 100 kids involved in the yesterday's violence were in their late teens or early 20's. Weren't our distinguished leaders smashing up curry houses at a similar age during their Bullingdon club days. Don't recall any charges being pressed then. Where weren't the full powers of the law applied then as both are calling for know? At least the mob had a cause rather than upper class snobs brazenly attacking local businesses and expecting daddy to pick up the bill.
As a dad of a 5 year old, I know I will have to stump up thousands in years to come to fund my son through University. I sympathise with today's students but resent the media purely focuses on the criminal damage rather than the the Lib Dem broken promises & further eveidence of a divided & broken society. Takes me back to the 80's and agree with today's Guardian that we're likely to see more protests as more elements of society are affected by the cuts. Hope Clegg, Hughes & co lose their seats come election time.
Why should higher education for a privileged middle class minority be free? Why should taxes from those who cannot get higher education, pay for those who do? If that argument is right, why should students not get free tomatoes, free milk or even free beer? Those who work and learn at the same time must already at present pay for their part-time education.
Life long learning means people should work and learn simultaneously. I did not complete my higher education until after I retired – and of course I had to pay the full cost.
If suitable provision is made to encourage students from poor families, the proposed system seems quite fair.
Disgruntled: WHY O WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY,does this bunch of German scroungers always get away with any critisism.
We taxpayers pay for their extavagant lives, yet the queen had to be forced to pay tax a few years ago.
The poulation as a whole, has not cottoned-on to what the Royals are about. They are very rarely in the press, a form of hiding, unable to be critised.
But what is going to happen, come spring/summer 2011, when the taxpayer (if there are any left) will be asked to pay for an extravagant wedding to flaunt their affluence, I don't think that will go down to well with the benefit scroungers etc. Probably best do it quietly at gretna green maybe, just an idea, you know, incase the public revolts.
Can't believe the hypocrisy of Cameron & Boris. Most of the 100 kids involved in yesterday's violence were in their late teens or early 20's. Weren't our distinguished leaders smashing up curry houses at a similar age during their Bullingdon club days. Don't recall any charges being pressed then. Where weren't the full powers of the law applied then as both are calling for now? At least the mob had a cause rather than upper class snobs brazenly attacking local businesses and expecting daddy to pick up the bill.
As a dad of a 5 year old, I know I will have to stump up thousands in years to come to fund my son through University. I sympathise with today's students but resent the media purely focuses on the criminal damage rather than the the Lib Dem broken promises & further eveidence of a divided & broken society. Takes me back to the 80's and agree with today's Guardian that we're likely to see more protests as more elements of society are affected by the cuts. Hope Clegg, Hughes & co lose their seats come election time.
My favourites to add to this list: "I will not be a slave to the sons of privilege" and "You wouldn't cut a cat so don't cut eduCATion."
at what price quattro man? you are the idiot.
Number 9 was stolen from comedian Russell Howard, although its place is in a march of this kind.
Number 11 was stolen from that 'Rally to Restore Reason'.
Looking back, 'stolen' was a bit harsh- appropriate humour that takes the edge off a serious march. Why should it cost to go to university? It's supposed to be a meritocracy of intellectualism, not economic strength! If someone deep into their overdraft receives A*AA, isn't that the only loop they should have to jump through to get into a higher institution?
Or should we go back to the days of 17th century Britain when the nobility and those wishing to join the clergy were the only people deemed qualified to go to university?
The message is now probably scrawled on Tory HQ bog walls hee hee.Now how about Nick's bog.
@stuart; so from 9.30 to 3 you sold 245 New Issue copies at one quid a time. And how much do you take home from that? 200 quid? That's tax free and on top of your unemployment benefit. Why bother looking for a job if you can milk the system like you are doing? I hope you're not pissing it up all up against the wall or blowing it all up in top class skunk. Have you tried opening a CFD account (try IG http://www.igmarkets.com.au/): it allows you to invest in the stock market via leverage (200 quid will give you access to 2000 quid worth of stocks). At the moment you should invest in Rio Tinto or BHP ( I think it's BLT in London) as commodities are booming. Its worth a flutter stuart and its dead easy to do.
Did you see that placard, "I'm marching because my friends are'
mr divine aka stephen,i pay my big issue vendor a fee which is a private matter betreen me and him,as for my unemployment benefit, you try living on living on £56.60 a week in london,funny how you never attack how much unemployment benefit prince charles get a week for sitting on his fat arse all day talking to his plants,at least i get up off my arse and do a bit of work now and again,as for paying tax on my profits,dont worry i wont be opening up a offshore account yet for tax avoidance reason yet mate,get the drift mr divine.
as for my drinking,pot smoking yes iam still going steady on that and have been indulging in a bit of that tonight,but as they say, lifes suppossed to be a pleasure and not a misery.
@stuart: I'm not attacking you nor am I suggesting you open an offshore account.. I think there is an IG office in London. Its not about tax avoidance, its about making money via share trading. Its an opportunity .. what have you got to lose.. there is nearly always a Christmas rally. I'm giving you the benefit of my experience.
You will find in my past posts I am against money being given to the Royal Family. And I think you have already told me how much your vendor fee is (about 10%?). On top of your 56 quid a week don't you get housing benefit? Besides I have also made it quite clear that I support the idea of people working while claiming benefits up to a point.
I was down there some other good ones I happened to spy included:
'Dumbledore wouldn't stand for this shit'
the rather odd 'cut your hair, not our education'
and 'principles aside, putting the task of reducing the deficit on the shoulders of 18 year olds does seem a bit risky!'
picture on the bbc site is epic: clad in black young anarchist literally kicking the tory front door in, illuminated by the light of a billowing red flare, while passive photographers look on
very powerful image... 10/11/10, the english battle of algiers starts here!!
look forward to the full write-up across all your columns laurie :)
the established left in this country failed horribly, and now it's up to you!
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