Why PETA makes me want to eat a barn owl
What's better than domestic violence imagery? Sexy domestic violence imagery!
By Helen Lewis Published 16 February 2012 13:32
There's a poem by Wendy Cope I absolutely love, called "Kindness to Animals". She says that if she became a vegetarian and stopped eating lamb, she'd be both a better person -- and thinner. It concludes:
But the lamb is not endangered
And at least I can truthfully say
I have never, ever eaten a barn owl,
So perhaps I am OK.
Well, nothing makes me want to eat a barn owl more than PETA, the People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals. Flushed with the storming success of their "we'd rather go naked than wear fur" supermodel billboard (it turned out Naomi Campbell wouldn't, by the way, as she has modelled fur several times since), they decided years ago that nakedness was the key to ending animal cruelty. If you don't believe me, and you're not at work, have a Google.
They even have a whole page, Veggie Love, dedicated to boasting about how their recent adverts were "too hot" (read: too lazily objectifying) for television, with one banned from the Superbowl slot for featuring a woman "rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin".
Further down the page, they trill: "'Veggie Love' isn't the first PETA video banned from the airwaves. Check out our other videos that have been deemed "too hot for TV"!" Because you know what's definitely proven to stop people being cruel to animals? Masturbation, that's what!
So far, so "sex sells innit and our advertising agency is lazy". But one of PETA's key messages -- that vegetarians make better lovers -- has taken a disturbing new twist with their latest campaign.
"This is Jessica," begins the video, over footage of a woman in a neck brace shuffling painfully down the street. "She suffers from WVAKTBOOM - Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom out of Me... a painful condition that occurs when boyfriends go vegan and can suddenly bring it like a tantric porn star."
Er, what? At this point I watched the video again. Was it really tossing around domestic violence imagery in an effort to persuade me to give up eggs and milk? Apparently so. Men who go vegan will become such sexual adepts that they will injure their partners.
As if that wasn't offensive -- and unpersuasive -- enough the advert has more. The way Jessica is shot is consistently sexualised. There's a lovely frame of her bum walking up some steps, painfully, and ohwouldyoulookatthat she's forgotten to put her skirt on. In she wanders to see her sex panther of a boyfriend, who looks deceptively pale and weedy, and she's in her bra and pants. Because what's better than casually using images of violence against women? SEXY images of violence against women!
As a journalist, I'm reluctant to blog about adverts like this, because they are the corporate version of trolling -- if you draw attention to them, you're doing their publicity work for them.
But unlike say, the Ryanair advert banned this week for objectifying its staff, this PETA advert doesn't in the slightest make me want to go vegan. In fact, quite the opposite. So not only will I happily call them out, but I'm going to smother myself in foie gras and panda steaks.
Hat-tip to @rosamundurwin for pointing out the advert. Follow me on Twitter: @helenlewis
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42 comments
I was so angry after reading this article that I felt impelled to smack the living crap out of something. Fortunately, a puppy chanced across my path, so I kicked it along the pavement until a lorry drove past, then I hoofed it under the front wheels. I feel so much better now.
OOooh, I'm so cool and edgy. I think that joking about abusing animals is a cool way of asserting my feminist credentials. Sheesh, like that's original or something.
There ain't no barn owl getting anyplace near my winkie, or anything else with a beak. Pass me another chicken breast darlin.....
Wot about an ostrich? They look like they might be game...
Ahahaha! I think sexing up owls wasn't the point being made here! But I really enjoyed your comment, made me laugh until my eyes watered.
What's the poor barn owl ever done to you?
*giggles helplessly at hilariousness of title*
I've recently gone vegan, having been vegetarian for nearly 20 years. I'd have converted sooner but have also been consistently put off by shouty holier-than-thou vegans who yell "Murderer!!!" at you if you happen to mention that you quite like cheese. I like to believe that veganism goes hand in hand with a sense of liberalism, but the sad fact is that the Vegan Nazis give the rest of us a bad name.
This is disgusting a barn owl is a wild animal and also cannot consent and the idea that anyone would "rub an owl against their pelvic region" offends me, they are BEAUTIFUL BIRDS and should be left in their natural habitat without being molested, SERIOUSLY would you rub yourself against a bird of prey without thinking that THIS IS SOMEHOW A BIT WRONG?
It's a poor and lazy ad, and PETA's 'sexy' (read: objectifying) advertising is as depressing to me as the next person.
But, re your objection to 'images of violence against women' - the 'violence' is clearly framed in terms of a consensual sexual relationship. I really don't think this ad does anything to promote domestic violence.
Roger, that's an excellent bit of satire, right? Right?
I would think about converting were it not for steak, lamb, pork, beef, chicken, fish and bacon sandwiches.
I think my girlfriend may breathe a sigh of relief that I won't be 'knocking the bottom out of her' as a result.
I've been vegetarian for ten years and was raised by a veggie mum, so meat's never really been my thing. Still, PETA make me want to bathe in goose fat and wear a Lady Gaga meat dress.
I find their ads particularly interesting because they're highly aware of the joke often thrown around at vegans about them not being virile enough, because meat is the source of masculinity (there's a long cultural heritage of this idea that is closely linked to imperialist ideologies. I could go on because I'm a nerdy postcolonial phd but I'll spare you.)
The worst thing is that I know a few vegans who I suspect would approve of this advert, and who in some situations have been known to let their attitude of superiority get in the way of being empathetic and generally just not rude to other people. It is disappointing that PETA is pandering to the fairly limited and bizarre audience combination of hardcore misanthropic vegans/bedroom masturbators with no interest in the political views of their sex objects, rather than doing something that would actually help the legitimate cause of lowering consumption of factory-farmed meat.
From a feminist point of view, it would also be nice if they got a dictionary of political terms and looked up the word 'intersectionality', or maybe read Carol Adams 'The Sexual Politics of Meat' beyond the ironically objectifying cover.
In conclusion: *bashes head against wall*
Don't forget the women in cages, supposedly intended to highlight how animals suffer in captivity.
I think it's time to stop pretending PETA is an animal rights organisation and accept that it's the plaything of some individual who gets a kick out of this stuff. No bdsm organisation would put up with such an abusive attitude. This gives everyone a bad name.
@ Samuel Palin
The way I saw it - and you might not see it the same way - you're supposed to think, "Oh poor Jessica, she's been beaten up" and then the voiceover about having the "bottom knocked out of her" lets you know that no, this is SEXY VIOLENCE.
That's what I mean about casually using the imagery of violence against women. Yes, it turns out to be consensual, but the impact comes from implying first that it's not.
Samuel Palin, have you ever seen an advert about domestic violence or rape? I'm guessing from your comment that you've not, since the beginning of this advert deliberately uses the style of a public information ad as a narrative device to make its reveal more 'edgy' (yuck). The shots of a woman, head bowed, walking slowly along an unremarkable street; the muted colours; the immediately recognisable symbol of the neck brace; the at-first serious voiceover, there's probably more but I don't want to watch the ad again to pick them out. The fact that a consensual relationship is depicted later doesn't change the style of ad that PETA is clearly referring to.
People should also be aware that PETA is not, in fact, a pet-friendly organization. They actually believe that the domestication of animals is a mistake (any animals at all, including your kitten) and in fact go out of their way to kill stray animals, even taking animals from shelters with the promise of finding them homes and then killing them within days. This isn't conspiracy theory stuff, by the way - you can easily look it up, including on their official website. Support Greenpeace or the World Wildlife Fund instead.
I didn't see that at all when I first watched - I saw a generically 'sad' pathetic fallacy - but I take your point upon rewatching.
The advert probably would have worked better if narrated by Barry Scott screaming "Ladies!! Want someone to smash your back doors in? Get yourself a vegan!!".
Are we sure that this isn't a Chris Morris spoof?!
H - I take your point, and I see what you mean upon rewatching. It is tasteless either way.
As I wrote already over on the Guardian piece, it is, to my mind, actually worse than just a straight up domestic violence image for that very reason: it's blurrying abuse with consent, and violence with pleasure. I don't like that.
If it wasn't implied that she liked it, then it wouldn't be so horrible. The implication of "consent", sort of, is what is saying WOMEN LIKE BEING HURT.
And then of course they can pretend that's not what they meant. But either they're really, really, really naive and thick, or they absolutely did know.
Look I personally don't think it's FUNNY that someone might gyrate against an owl! These animals deserve to life FREE in the WILD without some creepy human trying to RUB THEMSELF up against them. I am a firm believer that HUMAN/ANIMAL sex should only take place when the animal is capable of consenting. This could be acceptable for animals such as the dolphin which can clearly derive pleasure from an encounter with a human and will often make the first move, but a BIRD OF PREY!!! Firstly even the largest bird of prey, an eagle or a condor, would not really be large enough or the correct shape to indulge in SEXUAL CONGRESS WITH A HUMAN! Even if it is not "Full Sex" and just taking the owl and rubbing it against you this still makes me VERY UNCOMFORTABLE just reading about it. Human animal sexual interaction should be limited to those intelligent enough to indicate consent and large enough to indulge in the encounter without damage to either human or animal, eg: Dolphin, Great Ape, Horse, Elk, etc. Anything else is UNACCEPTABLE. This is no laughing matter.
@Samuel Palin,
sorry for the slightly aggressive tone of my reply to you, which I thought about after I posted. It's nice to talk to someone online who is able to politely change their mind, and I agree with you that it is tasteless either way.
I agree wholeheartedly with the comments about the links to abuse and objectification of women. But another point, sorely missed, is that I have slept with meat eaters, vegetarians and vegans and at no point was I put in a neck brace. Nor did their eating habits influence the effectiveness of their lovemaking. It's blatant false advertising and should be reported to Ofcom etc.
I basically just want to marry Roger?
This video is a new low, even by PETA’s standards. I am a vegan, and every vegan I know hates PETA for their exploitation of women, their bullshit attention-seeking tactics (remember the sea kittens nonsense?), for their welfarist stance (they’re an animal welfare organisation, not an animal rights one), and for the fact that PETA’s sole aim now is PETA’s continued existence. They exist to make money.
So don’t judge vegans (and indeed veganism) by PETA. In fact, most of PETA’s staff aren’t even vegetarian, let alone vegan.
Also, it’s rather ridiculous to joke about abusing animals because you’re annoyed with PETA. Threatening violence against owls, geese and pandas because you take issue (quite rightly) with the trivialisation of violence towards women makes no sense at all.
H - no worries, I didn't find it aggressive. I'm glad I was challenged (by both yourself & Helen) as I thought about it in a rather different way.
When I first read Helen's piece, I thought she was saying taking issue with the idea that women have consensual violent sex. Taken as a whole, I still think the ad could be see in this light, though, given what others have written and having had a poke around some domestic violence ads, I agree with @LibertarianLou that this is, at best, extremely naive of PETA (and likely worse).
Having thought about it, I accept Helen's assertion (on Twitter) that the ad relies on a pretty disgusting bait and switch. We are 'supposed' to think of domestic violence ads. I just didn't.
I fail to see what is wrong with sexy violence when there is every indication it is consensual. She isn't portrayed as abused, merely injured in an act of gratification.
You are evil. It was a good article until you decided to persecute panda's - the most zen creatures in the known universe. Repent for this or have Karma bite you on the ass
I find this a deeply disturbing ad, and it's yet another reason why I'm no longer a member of PETA. It seems ironic (and offensive) that an organisation which aims to prevent the objectivisation of animals feels it's OK to objectify women in order to achieve that aim. And the point isn't whether the woman in the ad is in a consensual situation or not. The point is that she's being objectified.
"I fail to see what is wrong with sexy violence when there is every indication it is consensual. She isn't portrayed as abused, merely injured in an act of gratification."
It perpetuates the myth that women like being beaten up and that injuring a woman is impressive and manly, for a start.
Only in your mind Mr (or Mrs) Lou. There is absolutely no implication the woman is being abused against her will. If you are seeing "battered wife" in this particular inkblot that is a matter for introspection, not justification to condemn Dr Hermann Rorschach.
Some women (and indeed some men) like sex to be violent, rough, and in some cases vicious. There is a whole BDSM industry out there to cater to them. The notion that poor fragile little women who enjoy this activity need to be protected from even their own desires is, to me, inherently antifeminist and extremely patronizing.
The response to this ad is a misplaced moral panic.
"The advert probably would have worked better if narrated by Barry Scott screaming "Ladies!! Want someone to smash your back doors in? Get yourself a vegan!!". "
And when someone makes that advert I will personally campaign for them to receive the CBE.
Having said that, if vegans 'love animals' then they have a really odd approach to, say, unintended consequences. There are approx 1.81m dairy cows and 36m laying hens in the UK alone. If everyone went vegan tomorrow then you have to wonder what would happen to them. They're quite expensive to keep (if not offset by dairy revenues) and would make shit pets. So I suppose they'd starve to death.
I have never knowingly had sex with a vegetarian or a vegan but I agree with georgianafleur - if Peta's claims of sexual potency don't stand up (?) to scrutiny then this is a clear violation of the advertising code.
Sam, that really isn’t a good argument, and yet vegans get it all the time. What would happen to the animals? We’d care for the ones left, as is our duty, having brought them into the world for our own use; and then we’d *stop breeding them*.
Demona this is true. I can't help but feel that PETA missed a trick with this ad campaign. If they wanted to sell veganism with sex there are much better ways. I am not going to go into details of how carrots, cucumbers, or hollowed out turnips could be thrust into this.... discussion... here but the, erm, rammifications are obvious.
@ Sir M
They need a better copywriter.
'Veggies get vaggies'
Job done. :-)
I would kill a seal if it looked at my children funny. Seriously, they have been known to sexually assault penguin.
"As a journalist, I'm reluctant to blog about adverts like this"
... And yet, articles in The Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/feb/16/peta-vegan-sex-ad), The New Statesman, The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article4134764.ece) and wild over the blogosphere
= PETA win.
@ josephCape
.= PETA win.
Or alterantively they open themselves up to the ridicule that the advert deserves?
Horses for courses I guess. And I don't mean that in the French way.
What a wierd advert.
And this isn't the insane ramblings of one person, people sat around a table and came up with this shit. Then other people made this shit, and more people reviewed this shit, and at no point did anyone go "....erm...guys this is shit".
I like the Lovely Ms McMac's front bottom just as it is, and besides, some animals are just too tasty to live.
PS: Roger, bloody brilliant.
Having handled rescued and captive barn owls I can attest to the sharpness of their talons; best kept well away from any sensitive flesh...
I'm not a vegetarian though I do try to ensure that animal products I buy do not involve unnecessary suffering. On that note I really think Helen Lewis should research the production methods of foie gras before she smothers herself in it. Dr. Ward Stone, wildlife pathologist with the NYSDEC and Adjunct Professor at SUNY has on several occasions conducted post-mortems on birds that died from force feeding. In September 2005, he wrote, "...the short tortured lives of birds raised for Foie Gras is well outside the norm of farm practice. Having seen the pathology that occurs from Foie Gras production, I strongly recommend that this practice be outlawed."
PAEHCB = People Against Eating Helen's Cherubic Bottom.