London's Vaudeville act must cease

Ken Livingstone and Boris Johnson have been a great double-act. London now needs the act to take its

Neither Boris Johnson nor Ken Livingstone are fit to lead London.

It's a shame, because their double act has been engaging. They developed a nice chemistry; each taking it in turns to be the straight man to the others clown.

But now we have no room for clowns. The world's greatest city needs serious leadership, not a vaudeville routine.

Ken Livingstone has lived his dream. He will always be London's first mayor. He may also prove to be its most iconic. "Red Ken" will forever be as a much a part of the capital as red telephone boxes and red double deckers.

But his time has gone. To look at him is to stare into the past. He is physically old, and slightly frail. But not as old and frail as his statements. A measured response to the riots could have been the making of his mayoral candidacy. Instead, he sullied it.

It wasn't just the cheapness and transparency of his politicking; the Conservatives, the cuts, Cameron. Nor the tasteless way he used the London bombings to frame his suitability for tackling the London riots. It wasn't even the crass stupidity and simplicity of his analysis; blame the bankers, EMA, the fact that 14 and 15 year old rioters are enraged at their inability to provide for their wives and children.

London needs unity. And Ken Livingstone is divisive. He cannot help himself; divide and conquer, opponents and supporters. It is his way. Try as he might he cannot embrace, only attack. He cannot bind, only drive apart. Ken looks for factions to nurture and manipulate, when what we need is someone who can bring London together.

But crass though Ken Livingstone's comments were, at least he was in a position to make them. Cometh the hour, cometh the man? That man was not Boris Johnson.

Hindsight is a great gift. But it does not require hindsight to understand that the mayor of a major western capital city needs to be at his post, and seen to be at his post, when major public disorder strikes.

Those asking what operational impact could Boris have had miss the point. While Londoners sat imprisoned in our homes, with that strange awareness that a call to 999 would go unanswered, what we were looking for was leadership -- a sense that someone was in control.

There was none. We had a void. It wasn't that the Mayor was asleep at his post. It's that he wasn't at his post at all.

Kit Malthouse is an eloquent mayoral spokesman. But no one voted for him -- they voted for Boris Johnson. And where was our mayor when his city needed him most? Absent without leave. He picked up his broom too late.

A crisis reveals the true metal of our leaders, and when the moment came, both prospective leaders of London were found wanting.

But in truth, that shouldn't really surprise us. Neither Ken Livingstone, nor Boris Johnson are leaders. Nor are they really politicians. They are characters, political entertainers, colorful personalities who leap out from the parade of the bland.

But leading London is not a game. Nor is it the prize awarded to the winner of a game of Celebrity Political Big Brother.

There are serious people in our country, and outside it, who have run things -- big things, like corporations, institutions and even cities. They know how to manage. To procure. To plan. To lead.

London needs that now. We need serious leadership, not symbolic or colorful leadership. The world's greatest city now needs great statesmanship.

I've loved the unkempt blond locks. And the newts. I laughed at the Beijing "ping-pong" speech, and at the audacity of calling for the Saudi Royal family to be hung from lamp posts. But quirky humour is no longer enough. Nor are free bus travel for under sixteens and community bicycles.

I want vision, I want drive, I want imagination. Above all, I want professionalism. Someone who will grab my city out of the hands of the rioters and the speculators and the city spivs and the gangsters, and give it back to the people who deserve it.

I don't care about the politics. I don't care if Labour wins in London, or if the Tories get a good hiding. All I care about now is that Londoners win in London.

I'll vote Tory. I'll vote Green. I'll vote independent. I still hope and pray I'll be able to vote Labour.

But I'm not helping place my city back into the hands of a clapped out revolutionary or an Etonian comic. Not after this week. Not ever again.

Ken Livingstone and Boris Johnson have been a great double-act. London now needs the act to take its final bow.

38 comments

swatantra's picture

The Police do not shoot innocent people on sight. Generally they have a reason eg if their lives and those of innocent people are threatened by say a gun being pulled out and pointed at them, even though it may be an immitation gun at that.
Sometimes mistakes happen and they get it wrong, but that is very very rare.

Brian's picture

Good article Dan, the only problem is the general calibre of mayoral candidates. Do you recall the 2008 elections? Other than Boris, Ken, Brian Paddick and (at a push) Sian Berry, the rest of the choice was a rag bag of religious and far right extremists. The next elections look like being pretty much a repeat of what went before. London deserves better but unless Labour will grab the nettle and select someone sensible this cycle will just continue.

Mizar's picture

Nothing wrong with Ken. This piece is just unpleasant ... for example, your ageism is offensive.

mr dobie's picture

You're right, they're both really poor choices to lead London. I think Ken was a visionary with much needed big ideas and plans for London e.g. travelcards, the congestion charge, backing the 2012 Olympics as a means of East End regeneration. He's now a burnt out visionary and Boris is a smart man who knows acting like an eccentric, slightly bumbling entertainer is the way to Londoners hearts who've had enough of Ken's big schemes and high handedness.

Thing is where is the calibre of politician to lead London well? The political class at the moment is really shabby. Even the national level of politics is very second rate which wasn't true of the Thatcher or Blair eras whatever your political leanings. I'm a Labour voter who voted LibDem at last Mayoral elections but wouldn't vote LibDem again after their behaviour in the coalition. I suspect an Independent, Martin Bell type figure is the only thing that can rescue the situation in London.

Ed Leake's picture

You get paid for this?

Paul Prentice's picture

This isn't worthy of the New Statesman. I know of bloggers in back bedrooms who can produce better insight than this.

It's one thing to criticise Ken for occasionally throwaway comments. But that's part of his charm. The London riots have not been a golden moment for many politicians, but Ken is rightly politicising the response to it, while Cameron and many others simply denounce the violence as if it had appeared out of thin air. Ken might not be 100% right, but he's raised the level of debate to the political arena.

Shaun's picture

Jenny Jones of the Greens is worth at least a first preference vote.

Seb Rose's picture

I agree 100% with this article,as a Labour voter I will never,ever vote for Livingstone.Even the comic is preferable.

Sam Davies's picture

"the cheapness and transparency of his politicking"; "the tasteless way he used the London bombings"

Given your pride in crafting that disgusting No-to-AV baby-ventilator campaign, you are a hypocrite of the highest order. Go away.

Mr. Divine's picture

Dan is talking about right type of personality to be leader. I think someone with the personality of Alan Hansen, the Liverpool centre back, would be really good. In fact Alan Hansen would be really good. Forceful, no-nonsense and extremely perspective.

swatantra's picture

Dan makes a valid point. Neither Ken nor Boris are fit persons to continue. The Greens are a joke. The Independents are usually facists. The Lib Dems can't even find a candidate, Can anyone seriously say what any of them acually believe? Both Boris and Ken have shifted theoir position so many times. One dispairs.
You have to remember that Labour are in Opposition and so have a duty to oppose; thats why Ken comes out with some silly things at times.
Its a tough choice. Thats why many Londonners will opt for 'none of the above'.

oh dear's picture

Oh Dan. Oh Danny, Danny, Danny. Hang your head in shame boy. There's no doubt that London needs new blood for its mayor, but you could say the same for every political office in the country or even the World. Well done for stating the bleeding obvious, now show us the better, brighter, wiser (everything-er) candidates for the job.

What's really galling about this piece is that you call for a uniting figurehead for London and then criticise Ken for pointing out everything that's been divisive about social/economic policy for the last... well, since forever really, but particularly for the last year.

You're better than this Dan.

charlesfrith's picture

The perfect article. I was won over by its reasoning.

swatantra's picture

Not so sure about Ken. He doesn't improve with age. His best work was in the past Fares Fair, and he also imported an American to help sort out Transport for London, in the same way that Dave is importing a NY cop to sort out crime here. Its sad that Britain is becoming more like America everyday,when it should be becoming more like Paris or Berlin.
I'm sure that Boris decided to stand just for a bet. A priveliged Eton toff who speaks with a plum in his mouth and knows or cares b****r all for the average Londonner got elected thanks to the Evening Standard's scurrillous campaign.
I sympathasise with Hodges, its a tough choice.

BenS's picture

What complete and utter tripe. Is this meant to be analysis, or is this merely a string of muddled thoughts spewing forth from your head?

Apart from your undisguised ageism, your critique of Ken has no substance. You say London needs someone 'To manage. To procure. To plan. To lead' - and that's exactly the solid executive performance we saw from Ken between 2000-8, from the Congestion Charge and Low Emission Zone to the fact that there was no huge racist backlash after 7/7.

Pretending nothing good from those years and that Ken just went round baiting Tories is a falsification not worth of being published in the Statesman.

For the editor of _Labour_ Uncut to say "I don't care if Labour wins" and to say he might vote Tory (i.e. Boris Johnson) is a total slap in the face for the hundreds of grassroots members working week in, week out to ensure a Labour victory. Dan, if you care so little about Labour winning or about the candidate democratically chosen by thousands of Labour members in London, perhaps you should clarify things by naming which leader of 'something like a corporation' you support and running their campaign.

Stuart Eels's picture

Dan Hodges

I have to say that this well balanced thought out article is probably your best so far.

As for who would make a good Mayor of London, thats for London to decide and as I don't live there it would be rude to interfere

mr dobie's picture

@BenS

I usually don't like Dan's views but he's right here. He's commenting on the Ken Livingstone of NOW not the one from 2000-2008. He's lost the people of London and that's how he lost the last Mayoral elections. You need to face up to this.

I'm a lifelong Labour voter and would like to vote Labour in the next Mayoral election but Ken is now burnt out, arrogant and lost his old political skills and populist touch.

MatthewBlott's picture

What's taken you so long to realise this Dan? I'd never vote for Ken after inviting the author of a wife-beating manual and female circumcision advocate Yusuf al-Qaradawi over to speak. Livingstone is a disgrace.

Crae's picture

Livingstone's comments have been completely unhelpful at this time -- "divisive" is the correct word. Johnson's constituents have had to live in fear while he stayed away to enjoy holiday comfort. Both are an embarrassment.

richy's picture

This really is the doctrine of false equivalence - line up Kens substantive policy achievements over 2 terms against Boris's bikes (anyone care to name anything else of note)?

This constant westminster circle line about ken being divisive - what on earth does that mean? Look at his response to the 2007 bombings. Just because car drivers and white van men in enfield didnt warm to him barely counts as divisive - exactly who was he dividing against each other?

Union Steve's picture

Ken is the only man who's ever helped the working class in London. There is no other choice unles you want another tosser like Boris or one of the other nutters who throw their hats in the ring. London needs a socialist mayor

MikeS's picture

"Ken's charm"? Like reheated vomit.

Dane's picture

No mention of Brian Paddick, likely Lib Dem candidate, who was himself a former borough police commander? Funny how Dan lists all the parties he'd vote for and includes far-left nutbags (Jenny Jones) and omits the mainstream LDs

Graeme's picture

Johnson's buffoon persona REALLY grates when he even talking about incredibly serious issues. But Livingstone is right about most things, cranky, but still delivering for London. I am sure he will be re-elected.

Freeman2's picture

Yes, I like Ken too. I like hoe he praises a disgusting police force that shoots innocent people on sight. Just because he thinks there may be a few votes in it.

Hugh Markey's picture

The Laugh-IN with Dick and Dan fronting a cavalcade of minor stars.
Now we know Dan is really Ken. But, don't tell me..........

DS's picture

Enter David Miliband.

Dan Hodges's picture

Ben S,

I know you were told to comment on this piece, but I think you should at least have read it before doing so.

I especially liked the line about me saying I was considering voting for Boris.

Tom's picture

Aside from the blatant ageism in this (please define when someone is "officially" old and frail), if ken and Boris are such utter rubbish, why have the New`Statesman and others wasted their time and ours covering them?

Because this hype sells copies and gets great ratings. If you had two unknowns running, would the New Statesman sell half as many copies? No. Would the BBC and others get half the ratings? Again no.

Riots in the streets. And rampant hypocracy in this post. Do you really get paid for this?

Union Steve's picture

Enter David Miliband? Ken can win London will not vote for a Tony Blair clone

Marcus's picture

Dan - Couldnt agree more.

Ken is the past and not the future of the city. I believe this has more to do with Ken wanting the Olympic legacy and a podium to spout than anything else.

Boris is extremely bright, liked and will probably win, but are these two the best London has to offer?

I would love to see a few popular independents run.

Awake!'s picture

would it be shallow to vote for Boris on the basis he let scooters ride in bus lanes (when we coudn't i used to rant n rave in my scooter helmet about the unfairness of innecessarily risking oneself when a perfectly available lane was free- it REALLY pissed me off, an empty lane, disallowed because i would get in the way of a bus,,mmm.. ) My analysis showed that I had to leave 5 to 8 minutes earlier evry morning, and those were delectable minutes, when the kiddies are up , having breakfast with them.. sounds lame but not often home to see them to bed. So u can imagine my anger was all the more compounded.. need another reason... the bikes!! tat was a good idea surely? Ken alright but the scooter thing was so annoying... sorry to be shallow.. think London runs itself anyway

FA's picture

Brilliant article. Is it too late for Labour to change its candidate? I was shocked when Livingstone was selected again and Lee Jasper is still making mischief.

Perhaps a left of centre independent could emerge? Livingstone couldn't complain since he played that game himself once.

Will B's picture

The last Lib Dem mayor candidate, Brian Paddick, has been on tv a lot, sounding and appearing very impressive. I can't help but feel it's a shame he didn't win. As a former assistant commissioner of the Met, who worked through the Brixton riots and was respected by his local community, he seems just the leader London needs at the moment.

fredtheshred's picture

Dan, as such a balanced commentator maybe you should put yourself forward as a potential candidate for mayoralty bringing leadership and unity to the great metropolis. I am sure you would wear the chain of office with consummate equilibrium.

gerry's picture

Good article Dan - the sight of millionaire donkey Boris Johnson feigning hysteria and outrage with a broom in his hand in Clapham is sickening...he literally doesnt give a fcuk about Haringey, Hackney, Lambeth, all he cares about is prancing around the world doing his bumbling old Etonian schtick.

And those morons in Clapham who applauded him when he deigned to grace their sweep-up with his presence..words fail me for their sycophancy and fawning over power.

And Ken does care (a bit) but he is as you said a tired old tart, really

Brian Paddick...do me a favour! He is as clueless as Boris Johnson and with the communication sklills of an earthworm!

SamB's picture

I like Ken.

I like how he invites homophobic, sexist and anti-Semitic fundamentalist Muslim preachers to City Hall.

swatantra's picture

Nero Johnson hasn't a clue or care about London.
Ken's heart is in the right place; I think in Hampstead Cemetary.
In the end I think Dan will in all conscience grudgingly vote Labour; hes not that enthused with Ed.

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