I shot Bambi
I was the one behind the AV baby ad.
By Dan Hodges Published 07 April 2011 13:26OK, it was me. I admit it. I shot Bambi. Or the contemporary political equivalent.
I was the one behind the AV baby ad. Though no babies were actually harmed in the making of that advertisement you understand. It wasn't a real baby, but a highly trained stunt baby. Please don't try to re-create an ad like that with your own baby at home.
I was spurred to this admission by an article written by my good friend Rachel Sylvester in Tuesday's Times (£). Rachel was upset. Not specifically at me (obviously she had no insight into my dark secret), but both sides in the Alternative Vote campaign. "This is turning into one of the nastiest, most negative campaigns I can remember," she wrote. Each side is "determined to reinforce everything that is bad about them in the voters' minds".
Rachel touches on two perceptions that are gaining currency among political and media observers. First, that the AV campaign is the most desperate and underhand since Richard Nixon thought: "I wonder what those guys in the Watergate building are saying about me."
And second that an electorate already disgusted by the antics of their parliamentary representatives are going to throw up their hands in horror, shout "Enough", and turn away from politics for good.
Let's examine the first. Is this really one of Britain's nastiest, most negative campaigns? Worse than the 1980s, when the Liberals were running around Bermondsey urging people to vote against Peter Tatchell, and for the "straight choice", Simon Hughes? Worse than 1997, when Labour was telling pensioners that if they re-elected the Tories evil John Major was going to evict them from their homes? Worse than the 1960s, when one Tory candidate was pushing the catchy slogan "If you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote Labour"?
By comparison, prime examples of the perfidy of the AV campaigners are my baby posters and a Yes advert that has a photo of Nick Griffin, with the lines: "He's voting 'No'. How about you?"
Now, some people may challenge the £250m estimate for the introduction of AV, though I think it's actually proved to be a pretty robust figure. But at a time when the police, the armed forces and, yes, the health service, are all facing significant cuts, asking whether the cost of a change in the voting system represents an appropriate allocation of public resources seems to be me a legitimate question. And even if it isn't, it's hardly the new Zinoviev letter.
In fairness to the Yes campaign, the same can also be said for its Griffin ad. If the BNP leader is voting No it doesn't seem to me to be a crime to point it out. A complete irrelevance, perhaps, but hardly an outrage to echo down the ages.
And from this flawed analysis of political history comes an even more flawed assessment of the impact on, and reaction of, the voters: "By mounting such negative campaigns against each other, both sides risk further undermining people's trust in politics. It's part of a wider problem of denial at Westminster."
Wrong. The people in denial are those politicians and commentators who think the public is prepared to be told, indefinitely, what the public's priorities are, and what they are not.
Who actually requested this referendum on the Alternative Vote? Not the 71 per cent of the electorate who voted for the Tories, or for Lib Dems, or for other parties at the election. Only Labour had a commitment to an AV referendum in its manifesto.
Where is the public clamour for electoral reform? The latest MORI tracker found that just 1 per cent of the population regards it as one of the important issues facing Britain today.
The Daily Express has been mocked for its campaign calling for a referendum on Britain's membership of the EU. But the number of people who regard the common market, Europe and the euro as significant exceed proponents of change to our electoral system by a margin of four to one.
We know what is about to happen. The AV trumpets will sound on 5 May. Less than half of us will appear to fulfil our democratic duty. And then the cry will ring out, "If only we'd had a more uplifting campaign. People would have been fighting to get to the polls."
It's rubbish. And the people who try to create this fiction are being much more disingenuous than any advert or claim from either of the AV campaigns
Because the truth is, on occasion, it's not negative campaigning that leads to voter apathy. It's voter apathy that leads to negative campaigning. When I helped created the baby campaign, it was partially because I was trying to frame the issue in a way that people worrying about their jobs, their mortgages and cuts to their services could relate to. I was desperately trying to make relevant a subject that 99 per cent of the public find a complete, utter, total irrelevance.
So I killed Bambi. Rachel, I apologise. But to be honest, if I had my time over, I'd do the same again.
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42 comments
I love how Dan Hodges completely ignores the comment by Yonmei, about how his figure was TOTALLY debunked (just check the Guardian archive). Hodges likes to claim his figure was robust, but doesn't like to explain that belief.
The problem with the ad was that it was demagoguery: it was the politics of the gut, not of reason. And the politics of the gut instinct will lead to the odious.
In all honesty, I've read this website for two years without ever noticing Dan Hodges :) Perhaps that explains his approach to political advertising :)
I suppose we shouldn't be surprised that a troll was responsible for a piece of blatant trolling.
It's a shame Dan, a journalist as good as yourself has to resort to such emotive fallacies.
Both sides of the AV debate have produced an extravagant amount of hyperbole around the subject.
In reality, away from all the posturing, we know that there will be little difference between an AV voting system and FPTP. And taking into consideration there will not be a considerable difference I'm on the 'no to AV' side- your side.
However, I feel it would be better to explain, if you really want to since it's such a boring debate, that there won't be that much difference so it's not worth spending our money on- a 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it' position.
There was "Jennifer's Ear" too, the Labour Party political broadcast that ruffled the tory's feathers in 1992. But maybe it was because it was quite accurate?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Jennifer's_Ear
And I think this AV vote yes/no has the electorate quite confused. It will not be surprising that the turnout will be barely 25% or so.
Ian,
You think that's bad you should have seen some of the other stuff I used to get up to.
I also left no2av because CCHQ seconded 30 staff over and poured money in. I can make baby ads but working with Tories is just too much!
You forget that you were also blatantly lying about the cost of the introduction of AV.
Dan, I thought the AV baby ad was the lamest piece of exploitation politics in years...
And then I saw the latest No2AV ad and thought your approach was subtle by comparison. :-)
And then I saw the Yes2AV ad and thought the No2AV ads were works of genius in comparison. :-)
Dan, you're a fantastically astute writer and reading your pieces is usually a treat, even when I'm not 100% in agreement with you. This one however just makes me feel nauseous, its negative campaigning at (almost) worst in that rather than making a positive case for FPTP, it relies on exploiting people's fears by suggesting babies will literally die if we chose to change the mechanism via which we elect our MPs, which can in no way be proven. Its reminiscent of the rebublican/tea party "death panel" hysteria regarding Obama's health reforms.
Furthermore, you say its only 1% of people have identified it as an one of the most important issues facing the country, I agree and I'm a real politics geek. This is not to say it is not important at all though, and if it changes the parliamentary dynamic, it will obviously have an impact on decisions that do involve more important issues.
As an STV purist I will of course by voting for AV with my nose peg clipped firmly on.
Orange Booker,
I'm not sure anyone who saw the ads though babies would "literally die" if they didn't vote No.
On the more substantive point, if only 1% of the public care about the issue why are we going to the time, cost and trouble of having a referendum on it?
Who decided this issue was of such import it should be placed in front of the British people?
Because the British people certainly didn't.
Wasn't the scaremongering "It'll cost £250M" just completely rubbished? In order to claim that AV "costs" £250M, the NoToAV camp had to assign the entire cost of the referendum to YesToAV, claim that extra polling stations would be needed, and outright lie that AV requires electronic vote counters.
"I was desperately trying to make relevant a subject that 99 per cent of the public find a complete, utter, total irrelevance."
And for the NotoAV campaign work, people have to continue to find elections a complete, utter, total irrelevance. I suppose you could have framed it as "VOTE APATHY - Vote No To AV!"
I liked Charlie Brookers take on it more.
Who would you rather the give the money to between the solider and dying baby Dan? Because they can't both have the 250 million and have the voter reform.
Mind how you go blunttrauma - enjoy that "arc of prosperity" with Iceland, Argos, and wherever.
You do realise that the English now have a larger majority for independence from you than vice-versa? Jolly good...
Zahdif,
It's a toughie, but I'd give £125m each to the baby and the soldier, and let the voter reform go hang.
To be fair, at least the claim that Nick Griffin is going to vote against AV is actually true. The blatant insinuation that tiny babies will be put in danger due to funding being diverted away from medical care is completely dishonest.
Farmer Parker,
I'm not insinuating anything. But if you want to have that poor, defenceless baby on your conscience...
Dan, I cant lie and say that I admire your journalistic prowess, so I wont. However, should I ever need a publicity campaign cruder than Chubby Brown I now know where to go.
Well done. How proud you must be.
Perhaps the biggest crime is insinuating that £250m is going to have any meaningful effect in a health budget of around £100bn. It wouldn't even cover the cost of prescriptions in England.
The picture becomes even more absurd when you consider that £250m is peanuts compared to a government budget in excess of £700bn. There's probably more than that lost to government waste, or subsidising food and drink in Westminster Palace.
As it stands I happen to think AV is a waste of time. It's true PR or nothing for me.
Dan, that's just not good enough. Your add says either or, so your system will mean half the babies will die and half the soliders. You monster.
And there is something i don't get: if Labour had AV in the manifesto, they should all vote for it then surely?
Zahidf,
Monstrous I know, but we live in harsh times.
As for Labour's manifesto; it didn't find enough takers I'm afraid.
@Dan
The clear inference is that there is a binary choice between a different voting mechanism and maternity care. Not spending money on maternity care lessens the survival prospects for babies, especially those born prematurely. Ergo, vote No or babies will die. It is disingenuous to claim otherwise.
There are plenty of flaws in AV; problem is they don’t excite people (e.g. exaggerated swings), so the No campaign went for a crude attempt at scaremongering.
You’re also being disingenuous saying that only 1% of people care about electoral reform; that’s not true, only 1% see it as one of the most important issues facing the country which it obviously isn’t. Many people I’ve spoken to say they’re not going to vote not because they don’t care, but because they feel both systems are equally crap.
You also identify a wider malaise which is that government does things there is no popular mandate for, one could cite many New Labour initiatives here; PFI, liberal immigration policies, (which I agree with incidentally), the Lisbon Treaty, introducing student fees, oh and of course the Iraq war. The reason why we’re getting a referendum on AV and not the other ones is because it’s the bastard child of coalition policies, neither party wanted it, other than the Labour party. This brings me to my final point: would AV be acceptable to you if it had been imposed unilaterally by a Labour government? Or is the holding of a referendum on an issue of marginal public interest that that you find offensive?
I always wondered what happened to Damien from Drop the Dead Donkey. Apparently he changed his name to Hodges. Strange choices people make, eh?
Anyway, this defence of "the people aren't interested" is simply weasel wording. Politicians are supposed to bring issues to the public. That's why we have elections. There simply isn't much of a mechanism for people to raise issues and make the politicians vote on them, which is why your discussion of how, if the people aren't bringing it up, it isn't a legitimate issue is simply disingenuous propaganda aimed at removing an issue that makes you uncomfortable from the domain of serious discussion. Under the current system, if you wait for the "people" to put issues on the agenda, you'll still be waiting an hundred years from now. Which, one assumes, is your master plan. Unimpressive.
Moreover, you make a false choice between the value of voting reform and what we could do with the money in the short-term. Make the point that the proposed AV reform isn't much good, and I would agree with you, but don't peddle this sort of crude Goebbels-style propaganda about how reform is going to cost us hospitals etc. Our fiscal problems were not caused by the possible introduction of AV, but rather by the feckless of our politicians and civil servants, going back at least a century, aided and abetted by a media rabble that simply does not know enough about history or economics. Think long-term, rather than playing these tedious little games of playground rhetorical bullying.
Orange Booker,
"Many people I’ve spoken to say they’re not going to vote not because they don’t care, but because they feel both systems are equally crap".
Well that puts you in a pretty select group, because none of my friends who are not involved in politics have mentioned the referendum to me once.
"The reason why we’re getting a referendum on AV and not the other ones is because it’s the bastard child of coalition policies".
Exactly. It's addressing an issue of interest to the politicians, not the people.
That's why I think the whole exercise is damaging.
"The £250m estimate for the introduction of AV (...) actually proved to be a pretty robust figure".
Unsurprisingly, this is simply not true. More than half of this amount (approx. £130m) concerns the introduction of counting machines that - as the Australian example proves http://blogs.abc.net.au/antonygreen/2011/03/does-australia-use-counting-... - is simply not required. In other words, this is just scaremongering.
As for who asked for this referendum..well, do we need reminding that few (if any) people raised on the doorstep (until 2008, that is) the issue that brought about the mess we are in, namely the regulation of financial services.
The No2AV's campaign's arguments just show how desperate they are.
I have to agree that this whole debate is an irrelevance. The AV has shown in Australia to stifle smaller parties and independents, where at least under FPTP we have had more independents and small parties in the past few parliaments, we even have a Green. We get AV, we get it for good, do you really think Labour will have a manifesto saying lets got to AV+ now post-2015? Or the Tories for that? NO of course not. Its a bad system, and a non choice. We should have at least had a broader choice, possibly AMS etc which are more proportional.
As for its timing, well it comes on May 5th, what's going on then? Oh elections that actually count for something, that matter on big issues like jobs, schools, the NHS and more day to day things. This referendum, as a Scot, will be decided by the Welsh, Northern Irish, Scots and those English who have local elections. I can tell you this now, my mind is set on a real election, not some fictitious choice between the two most unreflective and un-proportionate systems in the world.
I'm sorry with all you who want this change, but no matter how much you disagree with the advert, the fact remains, this is a peripheral issue, a distraction to the major issue of the economy slowing down to a halt, rising youth unemployment, tuition fees, university funding crises in Scotland and so many other issues across this nation. It really just doesn't feature on the political landscape right now.
Thanks for presenting your side of the argument and being clear about it all.
Your efforts have made a difference.
For example, although I still think the campaign stinks, I now have a face and name to go with my prior mental image of the sort of prick that comes up with this bullsh*t.
Ta very much
I think I found an errant word where you talk about the emotional blackmail disguised as No2AV advertising- surely the word "robust" should be replaced with "false" when talking about the £250m figure, as various trustworthy sources such as Channel4 News' FactCheck & HM Treasury have proven that much of the No2AV concocted figure is make-believe. Rational truth seems to have been the 1st casualty of this campaign- sorry Dan, more the fault of the No camp than the Yes camp, though neither side are totally honest.
My major worry outside of the AV or FPTP debate is that the standard of political campaigning in the UK seems to be following the kind of US Republican/Tea Party garbage you see in their elections. The price of all this is even more distrust of politicians, & even greater disillusionment among people towards the whole political system- & from all the leafleting & stall sessions I've done over the past 6 months most people are already very disillusioned with the current system in general. Your "Vote No or the baby gets it"/ "Vote No or we can't equip our troops (though we can afford to help have a go at Gadaffi)" is pure GOP low-down emotional blackmail.
The only positive I have to say about CCHQ is that their Coleshill base is right in the path of the proposed HS2 route, so hopefully they'll be moved far, far away from where I live (though I'm not keen on HS2 either).
Clem,
Thanks.
I think Chubby's No2AV but Yes2PR.
Leaving aside the false dichotomy the advert uses and leaving aside the fact that the advert was conceived by someone who was deliberately provocative in order to boost his own profile, shouldn't the No campaign have refused to use the public money provided to them by the Electoral Commission?
I mean, instead of campaigning for a No vote, why didn't they allow the money to be used to save babies' lives? Or how about Mr Hodge's friends, the wealthy elite and big business, financially backing the No campaign, why not support disadvantaged children instead?
Pretty crap advert anyway. It's about as edgy as Harry Hill. To be truly shocking and controversial you need to be creative, intelligent and daring, not Dan Hodges!
Rob,
Rob,
And was it what you were expecting?
Or was it like when you see the first photo of the serial killer.
Blimey, he looks so normal. Always kept himself to himself, etc...
In all honesty (and I'm neither a yes or a no voter, I'm still undecided)as a political advert its pretty much tame when you compare it to some of the things you see in the USA, and its a lot more tame than say Cameron scare mongering about the UK economy last May. Its there to shock, to provoke, if it makes the Yes side win, then its a political miscalculation, but I have to agree with Dan on this, there's been worse than this. Not to say I fully condone it, I think its a bit too blunt and doesn't detracts from the real issue at the core of the NO argument. But freedom of speech allows it, and its certainly a lot less brutal and tame than the scaremongering and tactics that we see politicians speak about in their speeches at election time.
Disgusted, but not surprised, coming from this guy.
Dan: All your points about how people are not interested in this issue are surely arguments not to hold a referendum, not arguments that in such a referendum it is better to vote no.
Ah. This is obviously some strange use of the word "robust" that I wasn't previously aware of.
The no campaign's figure is the cost of the referendum itself, and an entirely imaginary figure for voting machines that won't be needed. What part of that is in any way relevant to the debate?
And it's No to AV who have been going round saying AV would benefit fascists. Pointing out that the fascists themselves don't agree with that is a pretty reasonable response.
I don't believe for one moment that you really think the "£250 million estimate of the introduction of AV" has "proved to be a pretty robust figure"; I think you knew it was a complete fabrication right from the start.
@Dan Hodges
Where you aiming at Thumper?
Klarth,
Precisely the point of the piece.
Though now we've got this referendum nobody asked for, I'll obviously be voting no as well.
It's a reasonable question to ask how Dan Hodges manages to fit his oversized head up his own arse without a good bit of fisting first, only after having wanked over his super-inflated ego of course.
Eh? Given that we now have the referendum, for better or worse, it is not obvious on this basis that it is better to vote no rather than yes.
No2BNP, her, my dear fellow, her it is.
@Dan Hodges: "Who decided this issue was of such import it should be placed in front of the British people?
Because the British people certainly didn't."
Dan
The problem is that for your average member of the British electorate, the link between the process of acquiring power and that of actually wielding it, seems beyond their powers of comprehension - sad but true.
Usually, just around General Election time, public interest in this subject erupts, only to settle back into the background, post election - of course this time it didn't because, horror of horrors, FPTP didn't do what it's designed to do - create an outright winner via a corrupt mathematical process.
I'd argue that people do realise that FPTP is a busted flush - they just don't see how it can ever be changed so they focus their interest directly on individual policy outcomes rather than how that policy came into being - effect rather than cause?