Cassetteboy is back, taking Boris Johnson to new levels of incomprehensibility

Boris Johnson on the Olympic Games (sort of): "A kind of cringe-making clash of civilisations"

Cassetteboy has returned with a new video raising Boris Johnson to new levels of bumbling incomprehensibility. The bootlegger, who is also known for Cassetteboy vs The Bloody Apprentice and Cassetteboy vs The News, posted this video this morning:

Of course, you don't have to take Boris out of context to have him say strange things, it just helps.

Boris Johnson poses with vegetables, apparently willingly. Photograph: Getty Images

Alex Hern is a technology reporter for the Guardian. He was formerly staff writer at the New Statesman. You should follow Alex on Twitter.

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Britain needs more great science writers – particularly from backgrounds which have been traditionally under-represented in the media.

To address this, the New Statesman and Wellcome Trust, in partnership with Creative Access, have come together to offer annual placements to student or graduates from an ethnic minority background*.

The final 2016 placement will take place this Autumn/Winter (the exact date is flexible) and will last for four weeks.

Over the course of the placement, the successful applicants will:

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Over the course of the placement, you will be paid London living wage.

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Please write an 800-word blogpost on a recent or upcoming scientific development which you feel has the potential to change lives significantly, explaining clearly and concisely what stage the research is at, and how it is likely to proceed. It should be written as if for the NS audience - interested, intelligent laypeople.

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Applications close on 30 September 2016. Interviews will take place soon after.

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