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BEST MOTION PICTURE - DRAMA

The Descendants

BEST MOTION PICTURE - COMEDY OR MUSICAL

The Artist

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

The Adventures of Tintin

BEST ACTOR - DRAMA

George Clooney, The Descendants

BEST ACTOR - COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Jean Dujardin, The Artist

BEST ACTRESS - DRAMA

Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady

BEST ACTRESS - COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Christopher Plummer, Beginners

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Octavia Spencer, The Help

BEST DIRECTOR

Martin Scorsese, Hugo

BEST SCREENPLAY

Midnight in Paris

BEST SCORE

The Artist

BEST SONG

W.E., "Masterpiece"

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

A Separation (Iran)

BEST TV SERIES - DRAMA

Homeland

BEST TV SERIES - COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Modern Family

BEST MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TV

Downton Abbey

BEST ACTOR - DRAMA

Kelsey Grammer, Boss

BEST ACTRESS - DRAMA

Claire Danes, Homeland

BEST ACTOR - COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Matt LeBlanc, Episodes

BEST ACTRESS - COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Laura Dern, Enlightened

BEST ACTOR - MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TV

Idris Elba, Luther

BEST ACTRESS - MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TV

Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Jessica Lange, American Horror Story

Alice Gribbin is a Teaching-Writing Fellow at the Iowa Writers' Workshop. She was formerly the editorial assistant at the New Statesman.

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Why a Keeping Up with the Kardashians cartoon would make genuinely brilliant TV

The Kardashians are their own greatest satirists.

You’ve seen Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney and Kim Take Kyoto, and Kylie and Kendall Klarify Kommunications Kontracts, but the latest Kardashian show might take a step away from reality. Yes, Kartoon Kardashians could be on the way. According to TMZ, an animated cartoon is the next Kardashian television property we can expect: the gossip website reports that Kris Jenner saw Harvey Weinstein’s L.A. production company earlier this month for a pitch meeting.

It’s easy to imagine the dramas the animated counterparts of the Kardashians might have: arguments over who gets the last clear plastic salad bowl? Moral dilemmas over whether or not to wear something other than Balenciaga to a high profile fashion event? Outrage over the perceived betrayals committed by their artisanal baker?

If this gives you déjà vu, it might be because of a video that went viral over a year ago made using The Sims: a blisteringly accurate parody of Keeping Up with the Kardashians that sees the three sisters have a melodramatic argument about soda.

It’s hysterical because it clings onto the characteristics of the show: scenes opening with utter banalities, sudden dramatic music coinciding with close-ups of each family member’s expressions, a bizarre number of shots of people who aren’t speaking, present tense confessionals, Kim’s ability to do an emotional 0-60, and Kourtney’s monotonous delivery.

But if the Kardashians, both as a reality TV show and celebrity figures, are ripe for ridicule, no one is more aware of it than the family themselves. They’ve shared teasing memes and posted their own self-referential jokes on their social channels, while Kim’s Kimoji app turned mocking viral pictures into self-depreciating in-jokes for her fans. And the show itself has a level of self-awareness often misinterpreted as earnestness - how else could this moment of pure cinema have made it to screen?

The Kardashians are their own greatest satirists, and they’ve perfected the art of making fun of themselves before anyone else can. So there’s a good chance that this new cartoon won’t be a million miles away from “Soda Drama”. It might even be brilliant.

Anna Leszkiewicz is a pop culture writer at the New Statesman.