In the Critics this week

Scorsese's latest, Hattersley v. Rawnsley, and radical feminism.

This week, we have Ryan Gilbey's verdict on the new Martin Scorsese film, Shutter Island. D J Taylor takes the former NME writer Nick Kent's memoir of the 1970s as his cue to survey the "golden age" of British rock journalism, while Roy Hattersley is unimpressed by Andrew Rawnsley's New Labour exposé The End of the Party.

"Of all the unpleasant things you might discover," while reading Jonathan Safran Foer's Eating Animals, writes Alyssa McDonald, "the worst is your own indifference to animal suffering." The critic Terry Eagleton talks to the NS about the "supremacist" outlook of Martin Amis, and the new mood of student radicalism in Britain's universities. George Walden salute a journalist's account of the Caucasus, Jonathan Beckman grapples with a history of England's "snooty, distrustful, exclusionary" tradition of anti-Semitism, and the philosopher Julian Baggini explores 36 Arguments for the Existence of God.

Plus, we have the usual columns from our award-winning critics: Fisun Guner encounters an unsettling Finnish video artist, Jonathan Derbyshire visits the renovated People's History Museum in Manchester, Rachel Cooke writes on radical feminists, Antonia Quirke listens to Mariella Frostrup, and Will Self meditates on Nando's.

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Casting the Brexit movie that is definitely real and will totally happen

Details are yet unclear as to whether The Bad Boys of Brexit will be gracing our screens, or just Farage's vivid imagination.

Hollywood is planning to take on the farcical antics of Nigel Farage et al during the UK referendum, according to rumours (some suspect planted by a starstruck Brexiteer). 

Details are yet unclear as to whether The Bad Boys of Brexit will be gracing our big or small screens, a DVD, or just Farage's vivid imagination, but either way here are our picks for casting the Hollywood adaptation.

Nigel Farage: Jim Carrey

The 2018 return of Alan Partridge as "the voice of hard Brexit" makes Steve Coogan the obvious choice. Yet Carrey's portrayal of the laughable yet pure evil Count Olaf in A Series of Unfortunate Events makes him a serious contender for this role. 

Boris Johnson: Gerard Depardieu

Stick a blonde wig on him and the French acting royalty is almost the spitting image of our own European aristocrat. He has also evidently already mastered the look of pure shock necessary for the final scene of the movie - in which the Leave campaign is victorious.

Arron Banks: Ricky Gervais

Ricky Gervais not only resembles Ukip donor Arron Banks, but has a signature shifty face perfect for the scene where the other Brexiteers ask him what is the actual plan. 

Gerry Gunster: Anthony Lapaglia

The Bad Boys of Brexit will reportedly be told from the perspective of the US strategist turned Brexit referendum expert Gerry Gunster. Thanks to recurring roles in both the comedy stalwart Frasier, and the US crime drama Without a Trace, Anthony Lapaglia is versatile enough to do funny as well as serious, a perfect mix for a story that lurches from tragedy to farce. Also, they have the same cunning eyes.

Douglas Carswell: Mark Gatiss

The resemblance is uncanny.

David Cameron: Andrew Scott

Andrew Scott is widely known for his portrayal of Moriarty in Sherlock, where he indulges in elaborate, but nationally destructive strategy games. The actor also excels in a look of misplaced confidence that David Cameron wore all the way up to the referendum. Not to mention, his forehead is just as shiny. He'll have to drink a lot of Bollinger to gain that Cameron-esque puppy fat though. 

Kate Hoey: Judi Dench

Although this casting would ruin the image of the much beloved national treasure that is Judi Dench, if anyone can pull off being the face of Labour Leave, the incredible actress can.