Stephen Gately deserves better than this

Jan Moir's homophobic rant is a disgrace.

 

On the day the remaining members of Boyzone prepare to bring the body of their adored bandmate and "brother" Stephen Gately back to Dublin, the Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir has unleashed a poisonous piece of thinly veiled homophobia, entitled "Why there was nothing 'natural' about Stephen Gately's death".

In her column, which is little more than ill-informed conjecture, and in sickeningly insensitive bad taste, Moir refuses to accept Gately's mother's official statement that there is a history of heart problems in the family, preferring instead to insinuate that -- you know -- he's a gay man, so it must have been drugs, mustn't it?

Consider the way it has been largely reported, as if Gately had gently keeled over at the age of 90 in the grounds of the Bide-a-Wee rest home while hoeing the sweet pea patch.

The sugar coating on this fatality is so saccharine-thick that it obscures whatever bitter truth lies beneath. Healthy and fit 33-year-old men do not just climb into their pyjamas and go to sleep on the sofa, never to wake up again.

Whatever the cause of death is, it is not, by any yardstick, a natural one. Let us be absolutely clear about this. All that has been established so far is that Stephen Gately was not murdered.

And I think if we are going to be honest, we would have to admit that the circumstances surrounding his death are more than a little sleazy.

Oh really, would we? What, because a couple who have been in a committed and loving marriage for three years (and despite the legal jargon, it is marriage) decide to open up their sex life from time to time in their own home? That's far worse than cheating on your wife with prostitutes, isn't it? Or, say, being found asphyxiated in ladies' underwear with an orange in your gob.

What is most disgusting -- and utterly hateful -- however, is Moir's pronouncement on gay partnerships in general. She implies that there is something inherently immoral, dirty and wrong about same-sex relationships by dragging poor Matt Lucas and his late ex-husband into her vile logic:

Gay activists are always calling for tolerance and understanding about same-sex relationships, arguing that they are just the same as heterosexual marriages. Not everyone, they say, is like George Michael.

Of course, in many cases this may be true. Yet the recent death of Kevin McGee, the former husband of Little Britain star Matt Lucas, and now the dubious events of Gately's last night raise troubling questions about what happened.

For once again, under the carapace of glittering, hedonistic celebrity, the ooze of a very different and more dangerous lifestyle has seeped out for all to see.

Two different and very sad deaths among hundreds of thousands of successful, happy, loving gay partnerships. But Moir's message is all too clear: gay relationships will never be "normal" -- and, by extension, if tragedy befalls a gay couple, then they only had it coming to them.

There is growing outrage at the Mail as Moir's column ripples across the internet. Some, including the Fabian Society's Sunder Katwala, have suggested that the article be reported to the Press Complaints Commission.

UPDATE: After Facebook users set up a group suggesting that people offended by the article should complain to companies that advertise with the Daily Mail, the paper appears to have taken down all corporate advertising from the page that hosts Moir's piece, and has changed its headline to the more anodyne "A strange, lonely and troubling death".

Thomas Calvocoressi is Chief Sub (Digital) at the New Statesman and writes about visual arts for the magazine.

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Casting the Brexit movie that is definitely real and will totally happen

Details are yet unclear as to whether The Bad Boys of Brexit will be gracing our screens, or just Farage's vivid imagination.

Hollywood is planning to take on the farcical antics of Nigel Farage et al during the UK referendum, according to rumours (some suspect planted by a starstruck Brexiteer). 

Details are yet unclear as to whether The Bad Boys of Brexit will be gracing our big or small screens, a DVD, or just Farage's vivid imagination, but either way here are our picks for casting the Hollywood adaptation.

Nigel Farage: Jim Carrey

The 2018 return of Alan Partridge as "the voice of hard Brexit" makes Steve Coogan the obvious choice. Yet Carrey's portrayal of the laughable yet pure evil Count Olaf in A Series of Unfortunate Events makes him a serious contender for this role. 

Boris Johnson: Gerard Depardieu

Stick a blonde wig on him and the French acting royalty is almost the spitting image of our own European aristocrat. He has also evidently already mastered the look of pure shock necessary for the final scene of the movie - in which the Leave campaign is victorious.

Arron Banks: Ricky Gervais

Ricky Gervais not only resembles Ukip donor Arron Banks, but has a signature shifty face perfect for the scene where the other Brexiteers ask him what is the actual plan. 

Gerry Gunster: Anthony Lapaglia

The Bad Boys of Brexit will reportedly be told from the perspective of the US strategist turned Brexit referendum expert Gerry Gunster. Thanks to recurring roles in both the comedy stalwart Frasier, and the US crime drama Without a Trace, Anthony Lapaglia is versatile enough to do funny as well as serious, a perfect mix for a story that lurches from tragedy to farce. Also, they have the same cunning eyes.

Douglas Carswell: Mark Gatiss

The resemblance is uncanny.

David Cameron: Andrew Scott

Andrew Scott is widely known for his portrayal of Moriarty in Sherlock, where he indulges in elaborate, but nationally destructive strategy games. The actor also excels in a look of misplaced confidence that David Cameron wore all the way up to the referendum. Not to mention, his forehead is just as shiny. He'll have to drink a lot of Bollinger to gain that Cameron-esque puppy fat though. 

Kate Hoey: Judi Dench

Although this casting would ruin the image of the much beloved national treasure that is Judi Dench, if anyone can pull off being the face of Labour Leave, the incredible actress can.