Who would Jesus vote for?

The price of limes, the credit crunch and Downing Street's bizarre response to calls for Jeremy Clarkson to be installed at Number 10...

An unhappy birthday

It was warrior-poet turned California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger who first predicted the current world's economic crisis. “Crunch, squeeze, crunch,” he explained in his seminal fitness video.

One year ago this week, the global credit crunch began. Yet while Mervyn King forecasts stagnation and recession for us limeys – the American economy continues to enjoy a comparatively healthy 1.5 percent growth rate. Mortgage rates also remain low and the Fed ship appears to be holding steady.

Back in Blighty, David Smith’s EconomicsUK reported ongoing disagreements in the Bank of England Monetary Policy Committee over whether to reduce or raise rates. Meanwhile John Redwood, he who puts the smackdown on regulation, urged that we note America’s apparent resilience, and turn our back on Europe:

“Euroland either is now going backwards or is on the edge of declines in output. In which case the UK strategy under this government of hitching us more firmly to the EU governmental bandwagon is doubly foolish, being bad economics as well as bad politics.”

The economic future of the US remains opaque though. Obama has a plan, but over on the Huffington Post, one time NS writer Johann Hari questions John McCain’s ability to handle an economy in flux, concluding:

“The biggest question in US politics should be: would you buy a mortgage from this man?”

Meanwhile, the E. F. Schumacher Society blog directs us to news that the delightful town of Lewes (or as East Sussex Council ought really to brand it “Norman Baker country”), has found a solution to local economic woes. They’re issuing their own currency.

What have we learned this Week?

The Socialist Workers Party, acting on behalf of Unite Against Fascism, has given us a highly original definition of the Holocaust, we learn via Harry’s Place. Apparently it was:

“…where thousands of LGBT people, trade unionists, and disabled people were slaughtered".

Any groups missing from that list? More charitable readers might judge that the SWP are a contemptibly idiotic bunch. It seems unlikely that Searchlight would have made a similar blunder.

Across the Pond

Ann Coulter wannabe Michelle Malkin reports that “black pro-lifers” are to protest at a prominent Planned Parenthood clinic. The protesters include wacky Alan Keyes, the former GOP senatorial candidate for Illinois, who claimed that Christ wouldn’t vote for Obama.

Whoever he’d vote for; doesn’t it make you want to thank him for the measured tenor of public discourse in Britain?

Videos of the Week

For once, all eyes have turned to the Downing Street website - which has issued a bizarre video response to calls for loudmouth motoring journalist Jeremy Clarkson to be installed as PM. What strange times we live in.

Quote of the Week

“Having just been down to the local Tesco to buy some limes I thought I should share with you the fact that they have gone up in price by 33 percent!”

Iain Dale laments the impact of inflation of citrus fruit.

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9 comments from readers

G
23 August 2008 at 14:25

I thought the Downing Street video was an unofficial creation. Someone at No. 10 is quite skilled at video editing and has the right sense of humor, well done to them.

Now I want to know what happened to PJ the rescued kestrel (video about 1 month ago).

Douglas Chalmers
23 August 2008 at 18:51

The "...price of limes, the credit crunch and Downing Street's bizarre response(s)..." are no reason to invoke Jesus, Paul Evans. And he was murdered by the church and the state in his day anyway. If you remember, they were invited to be taxed, not to vote. The rest was all "You will be told...", uhh.

But you obviously don't have what it takes (as a man) if you want to serve up fake quotes from poor Arnie Schwarzenegger as some kind of wanker-poet from California. Neither do you have any idea whether Obama has any "plan" or whether the Fed "ship" is about to sink.

Now, what was I going to say - well, nothing, really. Neither were you, duh. "Hasta la vista, baby" - from President Schwarzenegger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP0NyBJm7Q8&NR=1 Make my day!

Paul Evans
24 August 2008 at 00:44

Thanks for the comment Douglas, it was actually Alan Keyes who invoked Jesus, as I mentioned. Perhaps the comment about measured tone of discourse was a little premature though...

As for Arnie, well it’s all on the VHS, they do say that visionaries are rarely appreciated in own their times.

Paul Evans
24 August 2008 at 01:07

(Did enjoy the clips, suggestions for vid of the week always welcome..)

Douglas Chalmers
24 August 2008 at 04:35

Well, Paul, the biggest question in US politics should be: 'would you buy D-rated stock from this pair?'

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac - http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2247797920080822...

Some have put the real cost at between $1.3 trillion. and $2.5 trillion http://mises.org/story/3062

LOL - enjoy the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AHWVSWWV7E&NR=1

gnuneo
26 August 2008 at 02:11

quite coincidental you should ask "who would Jesus vote for", as it seems in his day not only was there no vote, there would have been no good candidates allowed anyway - the nature of Imperial politics.

whilst we however also experience the latter... making the former quite irrelevant really. So would he actually have bothered?

as for Robot Redwood - the man still apparently believes not only in monetarism, but also 'trickle down', and the joys of full privatisation and deregulation... that requires some level of religious fundamentalism that can only boggle the mind. One can only assume he also spends his time at harbours, desperately warning sailors that the Earth is flat - and has been since it was created some few thousand years ago.

also, we in London-by-the-Sea (situated next to Norman Baker Country) have our own currency...alas being hemp-based (naturally), it has a very short lifespan... and those bastards in Parliament are trying to close down this informal currency by claiming it is "illegal" (based entirely upon their own group babblings naturally), and ordering the local plod to enforce this ridiculous prohibition. Obviously this is the Illuminati at work, undermining the strength of the "Green" (at it is informally known as), to prevent our local economy from expanding and liberating all individuals, nations and continents.

...or possibly not. On the topic of green however, limes have not increased in price down here, at least in the local shops - perhaps he should choose not to shop at Tescos?

or is this concept now akin to telling born-againers to try a Buddhist meditation centre instead of Church for one Sunday? Or to telling Tories that actually an economy functions much better if wealth is spread around, rather than concentrated in few hands? Or indeed asking Jesus which particular murdering psychotic Emperor he would like to vote for (if he had been able to)?

the circle turns, but the grand question is, does it revolve (and thus come back to the same point), or does it evolve in a 3D virtual helix?

and no - i haven't got any of the 'local currency' in my bloodstream! :P

Jonty Stang
26 August 2008 at 22:34

"Who would Jesus vote for?"

Me. Definitely.

Pierre
05 September 2008 at 14:55

Jesus who

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