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Kim Jong-un's alleged girlfriend Hyon Song-wol sings "Excellent Horse-Like Lady"

North Korean leader's "mystery woman" is a formerly married pop star.

Hyon Song-wol
Hyon Song-wol in the video for "Excellent Horse-Like Lady".

This is a guest post from the NS's web editor, Caroline Crampton.

Kim Jong-il may be gone, but fortunately for the rest of us, his talent for the unutterably bizarre appears to have been hereditary.

His son, Kim Jong-un, has provided us all with a treat in the form of his alleged girlfriend's pop career.

Hyon Song-wol, who has been spotted repeatedly with North Korea's supreme leader in recent weeks, seems to be the former vocalist of the Bochonbo Electronic Music Band. Here's their 2005 hit "Excellent Horse-Like Lady" for your enjoyment:

The band were nothing if not loyal - other hits apparently included “Footsteps of Soldiers,” “I Love Pyongyang,” “She Is a Discharged Soldier,” and “We are Troops of the Party".

It's said that Kim Jong-un first dated Hyon about ten years ago, but it is speculated that Kim Jong-il felt her to be an unsuitable partner for a future leader of a totalitarian regime, and separated them. Now with crazy-daddy out of the picture, Hyon is back on the scene, and there are rumours that they are already married and just waiting for the opportune moment to break the good news to the already-delighted-because-they-have-to-be population of North Korea.

I, for one, am rooting for them to be the new Kate and Wills. If she sticks around, she might make more songs.

 

10 comments

pennerigate's picture

Excellent song, with a catchy title. I particularly like the educational element, helping those N Koreans who might one day glimpse a tv, being shown the loom where they will work happily for years, 6 days a week, 18 hours a day, whilst zipping about the factory with a perma-grin and no signs of hunger, fatigue or dirt. K Jong-Un might have fell for her again for the fact it was his bedroom name for her when they were a couple; his excellent horse-like lady

Opposite of Stalin's picture

Ah ... who can resist a woman who overfulfils her production quotas.

Opposite of Stalin's picture

Ah ... who can resist a woman who overfulfils her production quotas.

Tommy FRY's picture

to Kim Jong-il --> Rest in Peace :(

enthusemarc's picture

Brilliant intro (to the song, I mean) - but I'm not clear exactly how the woman resembles an excellent horse, and the subtitles weren't very helpful in this regard.

badhedgehog's picture

How It's Made: The Musical.

MUSCULAR HUNK's picture

Yeah, how "unutterably bizarre" that he, er, might have a girlfriend. What.

MUSCULAR HUNK's picture

Yeah, how "unutterably bizarre" that he, er, might have a girlfriend. What.

MUSCULAR HUNK's picture

Yeah, how "unutterably bizarre" that he, er, might have a girlfriend. What.

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