"Accidental Narratives": a new poem by Jack Underwood

A crab on the phone box floor; the armless mannequin
on the chapel roof at dawn; the plastic toad in the office
biscuit tin; three cuts on your shin this morning to make
the letter A; the wedding cake abandoned in the car park
of the motorway services; the caraway seed in the turn-up
of your jeans; the waxwork head of Chaplin in the bowling
bag in the overhead locker of the night train to Munich;
a slug exposed by the spotlight of a hushed concert hall;
or the roaring magnificent intersection of these objects,
which probably never existed, but we can each picture,
drawn from our unique worlds at large, knocking like fish,
trying to agree; meanwhile, either somebody else somewhere
is reading this now, or no one else in the entire world is.

Jack Underwood’s debut collection, Happiness, will be published by Faber & Faber in 2015.

This article first appeared in the 20 August 2014 issue of the New Statesman, What the Beatles did for Britain

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SRSLY #83: The Awards Special 2017

On the pop culture podcast this week: all the action from the Oscars, plus our own personal awards.

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Our episodes about Oscar-nominated films La La Land, Moonlight, Hidden Figures, Lion and Jackie.

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