Words uttered at the moment of birth by famous figures.

This week's winners

Well done. I was sorry to lose "Free at last!" from Nelson Mandela, but I've seen that joke before. And by the time I'd read the umpteenth "You're fired!" from Suralan, I no longer thought it was a winner. This week, Bill, Ian and Nick can have £20 each, Sara and Dave £15 each, and the singletons £5 book tokens. The Tesco vouchers go to, yes, Bill . . .

Andrew Marr: Marr!
Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards: That was a long, slippery slope.
Tony Blair: Dilation, dilation, dilation.
David Cameron: I couldn't have gone on like that.
Jeremy Clarkson: Step on the gas and air.
Bill Greenwell

Hazel Blears: Can I claim the maternity ward as a second home?
George Osborne: Cut the cord! I said cut, cut, cut.
Tracey Emin: This bed's in a disgraceful condition.
Ian Birchall

Alex Ferguson: That was diabolical. They should have added at least another six minutes before she started pushing. Just diabolical.
Ellen MacArthur: That was really tough. I'm exhausted. I'm hungry. I'm tired. I'm worn out. I'm depressed. I don't think I can take any more.
David Silverman

Geoffrey Boycott: I didn't think much of that delivery.
Nick Clegg: I've been squeezed out.
Bill Clinton: You want me to inhale?
Nicholas Hodgson

Hunter Davies: Where's the telly?
Heston Blumenthal: Fresh placenta! Yum yum!
Sara Spain

John Terry: You doing anything tonight, nurse?
Michael Cregan

Kirstie Allsopp: More living space!
M E Ault

Tony Blair: I'm sure there were some weapons of mass destruction in there.
Katie Mallett

Keith Richards: Isn't someone gonna give me a little smack?
Basil Ransome-Davies

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