Energy drink update!!!

Exclamation marks denote high energy

Energy drinks. Who knew they'd be such a source of extraordinary literature? To add to the growing swell of Peach Fanta - and let's not forget the fizzy milk vibrancy drink - there is a whole WORLD out there. Millions of them. I did not know this. Perhaps I am behind the times in energy drinks. It's because I'm so darn lethargic all the time.

First up, a devoted blog.

It has a list of no fewer than 46 energy drinks. And their names! Ammo Blu Razz, Cougar - Double Shot and Crakshot, to name a few. These are quite literally going to BLOW YOUR MIND.

Favourite quote, in a review of number 1: Before you slam this little bugger make sure you shake well, otherwise you are going to get some flavor crystals in your last gulp.

Clearly written after abundant consumption of Ammo Blu Razz.

Anyway, in conclusion. Thank you Farley Katz, for this in response.

 

 

 

 

Sophie Elmhirst is features editor of the New Statesman

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David Cameron calls Sadiq Khan a “proud Muslim” – after trying to link him to Islamic extremism

The PM has his best flipflops on.

After months of backing the nasty racial politics of the Tory mayoral campaign, the Prime Minister has taken the bold move of sharing a platform with infamous moderate Sadiq Khan on the EU Remain campaign trail. Quite a spectacular about-turn.

Compare and contrast, readers.

David Cameron, 20 April 2016

“If we are going to condemn not just violent extremism, but also the extremism that seeks to justify violence in any way, it is very important that we do not back these people, and we do not appear on platforms with them. And I have to say, I am concerned about Labour’s candidate for Mayor of London, who has appeared again and again and again . . . The Honourable Member for Tooting has appeared on a platform with him [imam Suliman Gani] nine times. This man supports IS.”

David Cameron, 30 May 2016

“Let me first of all congratulate Sadiq on his victory. He talked about his father. He’s the son of a bus driver. I’m the son of a stockbroker, which is not quite so romantic. But he makes an important point about our country. In one generation someone who’s a proud Muslim, a proud Brit and a proud Londoner can become mayor of the greatest city on Earth. That says something about our country. There are still glass ceilings we have got to smash. There’s still discrimination we have got to fight.”

What a difference a month makes, eh?

I'm a mole, innit.