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Competition No 3927

Set by Dean Juniper, 17 April

We asked you how various papers would deal with Condoleezza Rice's pregnancy.

I see I made a mistake in last week's report. Peter Thursfield didn't win at his first attempt, but at his second. Still . . . not bad. I also see, looking back, that I have welcomed a couple of newcomers on two separate occasions. Senior moments, my dears, senior moments. And hello to newbies Edd Major, Fenix Green, Kevin Smith, Paul Holland, Malcolm Morrison, Gwen Averley, Nick Butler, David Hicks, Mark Rivkin, Paul Kelly, Mark Day, Jennifer Exley, T J R Willis ("Also I am new to

competition"), Ian Taylor and Ray Brown.

This week's winners get the usual £20 each, with the Tesco vouchers going, in addition, to the aforementioned Edd Major, as top dog. Hon menshes this week for Michael Birt's Sun ("'Nothing between us!' says Jack"), Paul Kelly's Daily Telegraph ("Rice to have child by British MP - 'I'm not the father,' says Boris Johnson!"), D A Prince's Daily Mirror ("Name that babe - let our readers decide") and Peter Thursfield's Financial Times ("Mandelson raises tariffs on cereal imports"). Ha!

Sun - YANKEE PANKY

Hello! - Radiant Jack and Condi invite Hello! into their secret Air Force base lovenest

Daily Mirror - CONDI GOING INTO LABOUR

Guardian - Comment inside: "How secret neo-con/Zionist conspiracy yielded child of Satan" (by John Pilger)

Times - Comment inside: "Blessing of diversity outweighs curse of illegitimacy" (by Rowan Williams)

Daily Mail - BIRTHS OUT OF WEDLOCK SOAR! ASYLUM SEEKERS BLAMED

Daily Telegraph - Comment inside: "Why retirement and housewifery are right for Rice" (by Melanie Phillips)

Washington Post - Rice impregnated by obscure foreign politician

Edd Major

Sun - EEZZA BABY!

Daily Mail - RICE CHOOSES THE SHORT STRAW

Hello! - Summit happened! Condi and Jack reveal how talks led to romance

Mirror - STRAW SCORES AWAY

Guardian - When Secretary of State met Secretary of State

Daily Telegraph - Special relationship still fertile

Washington Post - Strawgate

Gwen Averley

Sun - JACK IN THE BOX

Daily Telegraph - Cameron backs single mothers

Financial Times - Contact lens industry shares soar

New York Post - Rice: "I was asleep"

Daily Mirror - BLACKBURN ROVER

Guardian - Straw: new thrust on Iran policy

Times - Blair hails triumph for British weaponry

Daily Mail - BLAIR TO RESIGN AS STRAW FACES DATE-RAPE CHARGE

Nick Butler

Sun - SHOCK AND STRAW!

Hello! - Exclusive ultrasound images of Baby Blackburn

Times - PLAY TIMES FANTASY MIDWIFE. Win £10,000

Daily Express - NEW DIANA MYSTERY. Will Condi and Jack name baby after murdered Princess (pictured left and above)?

Daily Mail - HOW TO JUMP THE COUNCIL FLAT QUEUE IN BLACKBURN WITHOUT EVEN LIVING IN THE UK!

Daily Telegraph - Labour to introduce five-year paternity leave - at taxpayers' expense

Washington Post - Rice denies Straw's 45-minute claim

David SilvermanNo 3930 Set by Tom Wilkinson

Now that news of John Prescott and his secretary has broken, could we see examples from readers of the love poems that he wrote to woo her?

To be in by 18 May. E-mail: comp@newstatesman.co.uk

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