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Competition No 3734

Set by Margaret Rogers on 3June

You were asked for slogans for T-shirts to mark the Golden Jubilee.

Report by Ms de Meaner

Well, thank goodness you aren't all royalists. Just imagine what we might have got. A £5 token for each entry. The overall winner is Prue Sheldon, who also gets the vouchers.

THERE'S ONLY ONE QUEEN . . . (front)

AND IT'S ME (back)

Gerard Benson

I'M A MEMBER OF THE DENNIS SKINNER JUBILEE APPRECIATION SOCIETY

Chas F Garvey

I WENT TO A JUBILEE STREET PARTY AND ALL I GOT WAS BURGLED

Adrian Fry

WILL THE REIGN NEVER STOP?

Prue Sheldon

MA'AM'S THE WORD!

Ron Rubin

THE QUEEN'S BEEN ON THE THRONE FOR 50 YEARS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT

D A Prince

JUBILEE STREET PARTY REFUSENIK!

Anne Du Croz

JUBILEE LINE: ALL CHANGE!

Derek Morgan

WHO SHOT E R?

Will Bellenger

CORGI AND BESS

John Griffiths-Colby

NO CELEBRATION WITHOUT TAXATION

COME ON, OZZY - BITE THE OLD BAT'S HEAD OFF!

Ian Birchall

IS THAT A SCEPTRE IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST PLEASED TO SEE ME?

M E Ault

LIZ MAJESTE

John O'Byrne

No 3737 Set by John Crick

According to Ian Breach in a letter to the New Statesman, "the Big Bang theory is for Tories . . . socialists are believers in the steady state". Could we have fanciful explanations of some scientific theories or processes by politicians of the three main parties. (OK, the Scots Nats and Plaid Cymru may join in.)
Max 150 words by 5 July (to appear in issue dated 15 July) E-mail: comp@newstatesman.co.uk

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