Competition No 3734
Set by Margaret Rogers on 3June
You were asked for slogans for T-shirts to mark the Golden Jubilee.
Report by Ms de Meaner
Well, thank goodness you aren't all royalists. Just imagine what we might have got. A £5 token for each entry. The overall winner is Prue Sheldon, who also gets the vouchers.
THERE'S ONLY ONE QUEEN . . . (front)
AND IT'S ME (back)
Gerard Benson
I'M A MEMBER OF THE DENNIS SKINNER JUBILEE APPRECIATION SOCIETY
Chas F Garvey
I WENT TO A JUBILEE STREET PARTY AND ALL I GOT WAS BURGLED
Adrian Fry
WILL THE REIGN NEVER STOP?
Prue Sheldon
MA'AM'S THE WORD!
Ron Rubin
THE QUEEN'S BEEN ON THE THRONE FOR 50 YEARS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT
D A Prince
JUBILEE STREET PARTY REFUSENIK!
Anne Du Croz
JUBILEE LINE: ALL CHANGE!
Derek Morgan
WHO SHOT E R?
Will Bellenger
CORGI AND BESS
John Griffiths-Colby
NO CELEBRATION WITHOUT TAXATION
COME ON, OZZY - BITE THE OLD BAT'S HEAD OFF!
Ian Birchall
IS THAT A SCEPTRE IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST PLEASED TO SEE ME?
M E Ault
LIZ MAJESTE
John O'Byrne
No 3737 Set by John Crick
According to Ian Breach in a letter to the New Statesman, "the Big Bang theory is for Tories . . . socialists are believers in the steady state". Could we have fanciful explanations of some scientific theories or processes by politicians of the three main parties. (OK, the Scots Nats and Plaid Cymru may join in.)
Max 150 words by 5 July (to appear in issue dated 15 July) E-mail: comp@newstatesman.co.uk
