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Competition

Published 10 June 2002

Win vouchers to spend at any Tesco store

Competition No 3732

Set by Margaret Rogers, 20 May

Following the success of the NS's headline "Le Pen is Mightier Than the Sword", we asked you to do even better.

Report by Ms de Meaner

Tres populaire, this comp. There were one or two I just didn't get. But then I decided it must be your fault. A £5 token for each entry. The overall punning champion is Ian Birchall, who also gets the Tesco vouchers.

Europe: Bush Comes to Shove

Goodbyers!

Sven Deadly Sins

England Expects Every Man to Do His Footy

Will Bellenger

Poet Laureate Bored With Going Through the Motions

Hansen Is as Hansen Does, Say Football Groupies

Irish Captain Not Keen to Apologise

Watson Weeks

Labour's Third Term: Grin and Blair It

Carolyn Beckingham

Queen: No Need to Keep Mum Any Longer

No Short Change for Labour Left

Ian Birchall

Dome of Lost Causes

M E Ault

Sven You're Smiling

London Solutions Beyond Our Ken

Train Delays: Commuters Rail

Basil Ransome-Davies

Health Reforms End in Tiers

Designer Genes Go Out of Fashion

Post Office Delivers Package of Improvements

Nabil Asaad

What the Pluck?

James Mortleman

Frank-hen-stein!

David Woods

Fergie Gets Crick in the Neck

W J Webster

Casus Delhi Belli

John Griffiths-Colby

Bush turns Over New Leaf

Bruce W Alter

Japan Shows a Yen for Football

Anti-Euro Arguments Take a Pounding

D A Prince

New Labour's Lost

John Nye

Sven Goran Idiot!

Becks and Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll

Anne Du Croz

No 3735 Set by George Cowley

"Women," wrote Lauren Booth (NS, 13 May), "are complicated." We want extracts from the autobiographies of any famous female of your choice (fictional or real) illustrating this point. Eg, Florence Nightingale was deep down a flighty piece who wanted a big, strong man to take care of her.

Max 150 words by 21 June (to appear in issue dated 1 July) E-mail: comp@newstatesman.co.uk

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