Mariah Carey? Duff canary
Postman Pat can park his van
Airy-blairy, best be wary
Here he comes, the Scissor-Man
Run a red line through the roster
Time to pass the Parcelforce
Count the cost or face impostor
Fetch the Panto Stalking-Horse
Time for mods to slash the rockers
Break the crowns of Royal Mail
Hear the knockers put the mockers
On you: Government For Sale
Rolling Stones have gathered moss
Crack down on communication
When the boss has lost his gloss
The only hope is plastination
