A black man was knocked unconscious after he was attacked in a Dartmouth Park pub. The 38-year-old victim had to be taken to the Royal Free Hospital in Hampstead after an argument with an Asian drinker who was sitting near him outside the Bull and Last pub in Highgate Road. The victim, who had been drinking for a few hours, told the Asian man and another man with him to control their dogs after they became restless. The Asian man replied: "Why don't you go back to where you come from?" - Ham & High (Ron Rubin)
Booming sales of "dead" cats made from real fur are infuriating animal lovers who believe they encourage cruelty. The cats, made in China from rabbit fur with occasional dashes of goat, are the surprise hit of the summer, catching the imagination of people looking for a replacement for Billy Bass, the singing fish which proved so popular last year. - Sunday Times (John O'Byrne)
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