Ronnie Biggs, the Great Train Robber of 1963, has returned home, courtesy of the Sun, which says it will also return Tony Blair to power

We met him on a rendezvous in old Brazil

Da Doo Ron Ronnie, Da Doo Long Gone

Sun-readers hold that he should meet The Bill

Margate beer cheer, Da Doo Ron Con

Yeah, New Labour skill

Yeah, we back The Bill

And now we've brought them home

Da Doo Red Roses, It's The Sun Wot Shone

We knew he was a shoo-in, it was no surprise

Da Doo Ron Tony, Da Con Swan Song

The Sun's inspired, and we print no lies

Da Doo Blair Hair Flair, He Do No Wrong . . .

We picked him June The 7th and we fixed his wig

Da Doo Ron Ronnie, Da Mandelson

Backing Mr Biggs and also Mr Big

Da Doo Sun Sun Ron, Da Landslide On . . .

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