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"I presume they're not inviting me in to have a lollipop" - Lord John Taylor on being summoned to a meeting with the opposition chief whip in the Lords
Come in, sit down, would you
like a lollipop, John? Something to suck
on the end of this stick? Mind my
mongrel. Here, have this one:
something to soothe the native tongue.
We see you have been standing
in the middle of the road, and holding
a sign up. A lollipop, exactly.
Directing the children, like a cop,
like Kojak in fact. He was as bald
as William, and he licked a lollipop
whilst sounding his siren. It kept him
sweet. Here, have three. Shocking
business about Townend. Quite improper.
Here, have a gobstopper, too,
and some old English humbug. Good day.
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