Bring on the Klingon
String up the garlic
Usher The Thing on
Bring out the Dalek
Rebandage the Mummy
Force out The Freak on
The side of The Dummy
Wheel out The Mekon
Let Cybermen drivel
Let the Kraken attack
Let Linda's head swivel
Bring Dracula back
New Labour, New Vaders
The beasts and the bogus -
So who'll be portrayed as
Conservative ogres?
