Tony Blair is said to be anxious about election adverts depicting William Hague and Michael Portillo as aliens

Bring on the Klingon

String up the garlic

Usher The Thing on

Bring out the Dalek

Rebandage the Mummy

Force out The Freak on

The side of The Dummy

Wheel out The Mekon

Let Cybermen drivel

Let the Kraken attack

Let Linda's head swivel

Bring Dracula back

New Labour, New Vaders

The beasts and the bogus -

So who'll be portrayed as

Conservative ogres?

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