My Edward is not

Gaelic. The Prime

Minister is residential. Mr

Hague is reformed. Give me

baksheesh, I am the

Countess of Wassocks.

I would like boobies

with IMF aid: Her Majesty

The Queen has an old ladle. Cherie

is torrid, torrid, torrid. Give me

baksheesh, I am from

Qantas on Weetabix.

I am Sofa. Come sit on me

with your bedouin

dressage. Princess begins

with PR. Yes, I am a right

royal. My Edward is not Gaynor.

Give me baksheesh.