Is this the face of Jesus?
Was his skin so waxy-cheap?
Now the starting-gate's not Lifted
And the dates have all been shifted,
Must we wait here counting sheep?
Is this the face of William?
What impression is produced?
Does he always sound so stroppy
Or is that his carbon copy?
Will his pigs come home to roost?
Is this the face of Charlie?
Does the imitation flatter?
Will he always sit there cackling
To the sound of roasted crackling?
Does his likeness really matter?
Is this the face of Tony
Or is it another geezer's?
Now the bishops have him cowed
Does he look so pious-proud?
And is this the face of Jesus?
