A monkey with a jellyfish gene has been created. President Bush is backing a "son of Star Wars" initiative

I'm a jellyfish with some monkey

Embedded in my guts

Whenever I'm feeling funky

I can poison coconuts

I'm mainly wobbly-wibble

As pure Americana

But I'm full of poison dribble

When I'm threatened by banana

My defences are no frippery

And will sting you every time

As transparent as they're slippery

Full of peanut-crunching slime

I'm a jellyfish cut with monkey

Swinging on the ocean's verge

A see-through warhead junkie

A blob with a primate urge

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