There's a song that I recall
Mike Howard sang to me
He sang it as he waved the cuffs
In nineteen-ninety-three:
Oh think-tank clink-clank
Clunk-click sing-sing
Nick-nick swivel-eyed woe
Slam-bang chain-gang
Vox-pop slop-cop
Bog-thick twaddle and co
Oh Group-four lock-door
Straw-law scrub-dub
Cheap-trick widde-combe crow
Screw-crew turn-key
Bail-fail bird-do
Jug-mug piddle-pie show
Whooooooooooh!
