I've told other lies
I've cooked up porky pies
But I never hawked stuff so poor
Till I talked about the law
I've made other slips
I've cracked a thousand whips
But no matter how I crow
This one takes the biscuit, baby
This I know 'cause it's
True guff
This is what I'm screaming of
These plums are completely duff
And I'm gonna be True Blue, baby
I'll stuff you
I've blurred all the lines
I'm snide oh so many times
Those milksops they won't whine again
I'm so delighted when I condescend
So if you should hear me spout
Chunder up like a lager lout
Just sink back and remember, dear
This nerd whispering with a sneer
With his
True guff
This is what I'm screaming of
These plums are completely duff
And I'm gonna be True Blue, baby
I'll stuff you . . .
