Like poor Mr Prescott, I am

absolutely gutted. But

I can still sink my perfect gums

into the pink heart

of the body politic. I've been under

sedation, under the weather, the wraps.

Now (may I just say)

that the Prime Minister is not a

patch on all my eye. Let me scratch

his particulars, his itch.

I am Margaret, I am Meldrew, I am Morse.

I am Milosevic. I will be

barking in my sarcophagus,

though it irks. He's

not the daughter of Xerxes.