The "Apocalypse" art exhibition promises a video that includes penetrative sex (close-ups provided by porn stars). The conference season is upon us

Ours are the parties of Venus

Ours are the parties of Art

Here's our inflatable penis

Here's our tempestuous fart

Smell how our hooters are honking

Hear our exuberant sex

We promise electoral bonking

And canvases blank as new cheques

Each speech will be pure penetration

And hotter than fresh chilli sauce

They'll rise to the special occasion

(All spoken by actors, of course)

We give you Apocalypse Next Week

We offer a limitless sky

And for those with a wild, highly sexed streak

We'll give you a poke in the eye

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