My pencils are sharp as a razor
I'm wearing a cap coz it fits
In a red, white and very blue blazer
I'm giving the nurse all my nits
My satchel is smooth English leather
My bottom is fresh and untanned
In the playground my gang sticks together
And draws a clear line in the sand
There are lessons on Europe we're axing
But our class offers these guarantees:
No deadheads and nothing too taxing
And nice crusty scabs on our knees
I've ironed my homework and pressed it
So my teachers may pass it around
And what was its title? You guessed it -
"A Day in the Life of a Pound"
