I want to run a Lottery
Or issue Premium Bonds
To be a harry-pottery
Archwizard of the wands
No longer riding pillion
Upon the bike of fame
I want to scoop a million
And win the greatest game
Not virginal - victorious!
All opposition floored!
A licence to print glorious
Spondulicks by the hoard!
I'm desperate to top your list
To scale the prison walls
But I'm a Tory populist
With different sorts of balls
