Two little berks had two little quirks
And each rode a hobby horse.
Daily they made insults to trade.
Premiers both, of course.
One little chump, out on the stump
Lurched to the right and tripped,
Cried out in fear at his daft idea
But his smart partner quipped:
"Did you think I would leave you lying
When there's room in The House for two?
Climb up here and we'll soon be vying
For the best of the ballyhoo.
Though we move right, we'll still be leaders,
And we'll both have the same old perks
Pretty soon it'll be September
And we'll be two little berks."
