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Nasty Nick

Bill Greenwell

Published 21 August 2000

William Hague is said to be cultivating a new image. The villain in C4's Big Brother attracted headlines for his cunning duplicities

I'm Nasty Nick. I drank

fourteen pints of bile a day

when I was six and a half.

I think the fox is fantastic. There are

flat caps in my pistol. I live

in political asylum, naming and shaming

Europhiles, who should be hanged,

drowned and quartered

on somebody else's estate. I hate

Matrix. My big brother

will duff you up, and quick.

I'm disaster. I'm Nasty Nick.

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