When his head looks like a spud
We should stick it in a jacket
Nip his knackers in the bud
And then confiscate his packet
Take him down the local Link
In a bow-tie and a blazer
Give him decent milk to drink
And then confiscate his razor
Politicians of today
Need arresting at the flashpoint
If they've nothing much to say
March them to the nearest cashpoint
If their policy's grotesque
And their brains are made of butter
You should chain them to the desk
Writing out I AM A NUTTER
