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Tony Blair's 115th Dream
Published 19 June 2000
The Millennium Bridge wobbled. An anti-hunt bill was suddenly introduced - with apologies to Bob Dylan
I was thundering through undergrowth
Escaping from my suit
When I heard the sound of the barking hounds
Of the Women's Institute
I told them I was King Canute, and
My brush was fiery red
But waves of peers with horns and sneers
Were peppering me with lead
They delivered me to the river Thames
Where I made a sudden break
But a shaven cur took me by the fur
And the bridge began to shake . . .
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