Labour suffered some electoral reverses. A computer virus affected 20 per cent of the world's computers

We are your new Labour virus

Spreading ourselves through your web:

Remember how much you admire us,

Don't let your love for us ebb.

We are your cause, you're our natural catchment;

Ensure that you click on our vital attachment.

We are your service providers;

We know your passwords by heart.

We are the rankest insiders

In your inbox's intimate part.

Give us your blessing, we'll give you our unction;

Don't write us off as computer malfunction.

Let us possess your addresses!

Let us consume every byte!

We are your keys: only press us

And we'll wolf up your hard drive all night!

We are your party! When push comes to shove, you

Must simply remember our slogan I LOVE YOU.

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