The duo - who are splitting their winnings down the middle - have vowed to be "sensible" and resist the temptation to allow their luck to change them. Barry says he intends to give up work, buy a new house, a new car, a gymnasium, new clothes for his wife and a holiday abroad for all 50 members of his family. But otherwise he intends to continue as normal. - Sunday Times (Francis Harvey)
A doctor has been banned from making house calls after a family videoed him kicking their child's toys in a foul temper.
The doctor was captured yelling: "The NHS can't cope with people like you. Because I'm a doctor, I won't hit you." - Daily Star (Nick Thomas)
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